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LoverBoy2213 · Guest Offline

I Need Help Getting a girl i like!
How do I go about asking her out?

SuSE · Me measures good Joined: Dec 02 2002 Posts: 2307 Offline

well...

step #1: walk up to her

step #2: talk to her (this step only really required if you don't know each other very well, but a good step nonetheless)

step #3: before casually parting (or whenever), say "hey, you wanna go (insert activity) with me (insert date)?"

that is all

nintendo64 · Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2003 7:09 pm *Post maybe stupid* Post subject:

LOL

-nintendo64

50% Packetloss · Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2003 7:31 pm *Post maybe stupid* Post subject:

akai is womanless 4 life

Girls are insecure, tell her that she looks good, that should take you about half way into her panties

Mine GO BOOM · Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2003 10:03 pm *Post maybe stupid* Post subject:

Recommendation #1: Don't ask forums for help on getting girls.

Gravitron · Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2003 10:16 pm *Post maybe stupid* Post subject:

^
What he said.

I just do like every comidian, diss myself and my life and make them laugh.

Cyan~Fire · Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2003 10:34 pm *Post maybe stupid* Post subject:

"Hey there's this sweet zone I know called Subspace. You can get it at www.subspacedownloads.com! I love you, so It'd be cool if you could try this zone Extreme Games with me Friday night!"

Ermm but anyway, yeah.
1st of all get to know her well as a friend. Then just find a good time when you're alone (preferably not at school or something like that) and say that you like her and... Akai's step 3.
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pixelsoft · Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2003 3:06 am *Post maybe stupid* Post subject:

"hi, you wanna be my girlfriend?"

or
"hi, do you want to have sex?"
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k0zy · Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2003 4:51 am *Post maybe stupid* Post subject:

Dr Brain · Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2003 8:51 am *Post maybe stupid* Post subject:

I have a bad feeling about this.
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Helicon · Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2003 3:59 pm *Post maybe stupid* Post subject:

hmmm, well, for starters, i'd warm up on some decrepid-foreign-nation-in-the-economic-gutter chicks. They're a lot easier than the we've-trained-all-our-lives-to-manipulate-your-corperate- assetts by the balls American type...
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Cyan~Fire · Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2003 4:41 pm *Post maybe stupid* Post subject:

LOL Helicon!

LoverBoy2213 · Guest Offline

thanks

:sigh:
these are better than my idea

Mine GO BOOM · Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2003 9:35 pm *Post maybe stupid* Post subject:

If you really want some tips on how to get girls, you can try my method. I'm currently hoarding two fiancée, fake as it maybe, but it works pretty well. Don't ask too much into it, but this is the jist of it:

Buy a SS hat (probably sold out a long time ago, I got two)
Wear it all the time.
Have some sexy female steal said hat from your head.
Knock her ass flat on the ground, but in a safe, controlled manner as to not cause any actual physical pain.
She'll fake cry, because she isn't actually hurt, but just the fact you laid her ass flat on the ground for taking said hat off said head.
Make a fake ring out of paper, or any type of fake jewelry because females just love that stuff, and fake is so much cheaper.
Her and her friends will think of it as a fake engagement ring, thus creating a bond that will annoy you in the future.
Tell another a female friend of said event while wearing the hat, thus causing them to want to be your fake fiancée also.
Repeat above steps until you get enough whining women in your life you stop telling stores.

Notice image to left. Fuzzy picture because #1 (left) doesn't know to stand still as you take a picture of them when they first meet with your watch. #2 knows how to stand still, as she has had her picture taken via watchs many times before.

50% Packetloss · Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2003 9:47 pm *Post maybe stupid* Post subject:

wow, is that a hot asian hunny, in that pic?

Mine GO BOOM · Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2003 2:27 pm *Post maybe stupid* Post subject:

Left one is pure asian. Right one is half german.

Helicon · Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2003 3:59 pm *Post maybe stupid* Post subject:

sore losers, both

50% Packetloss · Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2003 5:24 pm *Post maybe stupid* Post subject:

yah, the german looks like a fatty

Mine GO BOOM · Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2003 10:32 pm *Post maybe stupid* Post subject:

Dr Brain · Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2003 11:57 pm *Post maybe stupid* Post subject:

A Jpeg? not a png? Gasp!

Lol, j/k. Like I care.

SuSE · Me measures good Joined: Dec 02 2002 Posts: 2307 Offline

the jpg is smaller than a .png would be, but anyways...

checkit!

wooohooo! $$$

awe yeah...too much time on my hands...

edit: wooohooo! here's another

Dr Brain · Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 9:42 am *Post maybe stupid* Post subject:

Yes, JPGs will almost always be smaller than PNGs.

SuSE · Me measures good Joined: Dec 02 2002 Posts: 2307 Offline

bleh...I came all the way to the end of this thread for THAT post, Doc?

Mine GO BOOM · Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 11:46 am *Post maybe stupid* Post subject:

ExplodyThingy · Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2003 8:40 pm *Post maybe stupid* Post subject:

Id like to take something completely out of context: