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Shanky
I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout.
i eat babies


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 11:07 pm   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: I am the bomb Reply to topic Reply with quote


This thread is now about how great I am at this poker game.

Anyone not discussing how great I am at poker will have their avatar changed to whatever I feel you deserve.
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50% Packetloss
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 1:35 am   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote
In high school a student had a cd that said "This is da-bomb" labeled on it. The school called out the bomb squad. Just wanted to share that with you and tell you that you are a pro-poker-player, did you win any money?
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Shanky
I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout.
i eat babies


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 2:19 am   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote
50% Packetloss wrote:
you that you are a pro-poker-player

Why thank you.

And no I didnt win any money. I doubled up as I was able to limp in the entie way pretending I didnt have the ace of spaces. I about shit my pants when the 10s came up on the turn. This is my first ever royal flush ever. I have had a straight flush 9toK a couple times. I always get pissed when I just miss it.

Getting this was like hitting a hole-in-one. I have wanted it for so long but was never able to achieve it. Now I can play more online and real life poker without chasing a dream everytime it is possible.
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Mine GO BOOM
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 9:48 am   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote
*ahem*
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 10:07 am   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote
Shanky you are pro, MGB you are pro also

One time I almost got a straight flush I was off by 1 card it sucked, but then I don't play poker a lot so meh.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 11:06 am   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote
I got beat hard by a royal flush. During one of our poker games, I got my first four of a kind on the flop (10s). Thus, I went into the hand knowing I had 100% chance of winning.

When the forth card came, there were now three spades down (10, Ace, Queen) so I was hoping someone was going to get a flush or something. I bet hard, as did my roommate. Everyone else ended there because we bet so hard.

Then the last card was the King of Spades. Fuck. Someone only needs a Jack of Spades for a royal flush, the only thing that could beat me. Guess what my roommate had?
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Shanky
I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout.
i eat babies


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 11:50 am   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote
Damn that sucks. I would hate to be you. If I was in that situation, I would have won, being the pro poker player that I am.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 12:45 pm   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote
I suck at card games. The only one I'm decent at is bullshit.

And Shanky isn't really pro. The voices ratted him out!
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Shanky
I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout.
i eat babies


Age:44
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:37 pm   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Re: I am the bomb Reply to topic Reply with quote
Shanky wrote:
Anyone not discussing how great I am at poker will have their avatar changed to whatever I feel you deserve.


Enjoy. I have the worlds best poker guy.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:49 pm   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote
Counter-changed my avatar. Besides, this one better fits "I steal tvs" anyway. OH right and..Shanky is great at losing in poker.
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