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Mine GO BOOM
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 12:41 pm   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: The Daily WTF Reply to topic Reply with quote

http://thedailywtf.com/

Shows stupid code - Check
Updated daily - Check
Submissions from Smithy - PENDING

You know your job. Now go do it.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 2:03 pm   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

oh my god. rofl, that's just great!

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//return whether a double is negative
bool IsNegative(double n)
{
string nStr = n.ToString();
if (nstr.IndexOf('-', 0, 1)) return true;
return false;
}


Bob Dole.. Bob Dole... Bob Dole...... bob dole.... bob... dole....
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 2:17 pm   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

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CREATE PROCEDURE sp_get_order (
@OrderID int
) AS

select * into #temp_order from Orders
delete from #temp_order where OrderID<>@OrderID
select * from #temp_order
drop table #temp_order

This one's great, too.

select * from Orders where OrderID = @OrderID would have been too easy
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:16 pm   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

Haha I just found this in SH/SC, it's a pity it browsing isn't easier.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:32 pm   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Re: The Daily WTF Reply to topic Reply with quote

Mine GO BOOM wrote:

Submissions from Smithy - PENDING


I suppose your gonna start a message board about me?
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 09, 2004 5:36 am   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

...OMG, WTF? SMITHY'S AGE CHANGED FROM 18 TO 19 THEN TO FUCKING 11!!!111111 WTF?
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 09, 2004 6:18 am   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

Great site. Looks like the same people who post bot questions here. icon_surprised.gif
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 09, 2004 2:22 pm   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

I would submit this, but I believe it's the recommended C++ method icon_confused.gif

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template <class T>
std::string ToString(T obj)
{
   std::stringstream ss;
   std::string str;

   ss.unsetf(std::ios::skipws);

   ss << obj;

   ss >> str;

   return str;
}

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 09, 2004 4:22 pm   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

ROFL



and no, I'm not leeching
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 09, 2004 5:30 pm   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

Here is my contribution:
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int waste_valuable_time_posting_spammy_messages(int postcount)
{
    return postcount + 1;
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 09, 2004 7:14 pm   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

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