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hellzlaker - Mon Mar 24, 2008 8:56 pm
Post subject: this one is for you bak
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8:13:45 PM       Agent     CSS_Brittney _520883    
Thank you for contacting Dell Hardware Warranty Support, my name is Brittney. How are you?
8:13:47 PM       Customer     amit duck    
hey babe
8:13:55 PM       Customer     amit duck    
good
8:13:56 PM       Customer     amit duck    
now
8:14:23 PM       Customer     amit duck    
hopefully little doll like you knows how to play with computers
8:14:31 PM       Customer     amit duck    
now help ,me
8:14:39 PM       Customer     amit duck    
i need to speek with a supervisor now
8:14:48 PM       Customer     amit duck    
right this second no questions asked
8:15:40 PM       Agent     CSS_Brittney _520883    
Amit,before we continue,please tell me the issue you are having.
8:16:22 PM       Customer     amit duck    
can i just talk to the supervisor since CSS agent want know any better
8:17:06 PM       Customer     amit duck    
omg
8:17:14 PM       Customer     amit duck    
i must speek to a supervisor
8:17:20 PM       Customer     amit duck    
im going to write a complaint
8:18:10 PM       Agent     CSS_Brittney _520883    
Someone will be joining the chat session. Please allow 2-3 minutes.
8:18:14 PM       Customer     amit duck    
ok
8:18:20 PM       System     System    
You are now being connected to an agent. Thank you for using Dell Chat
8:19:15 PM       Agent     CSS_Kevin_494971    
Amit thank you for waiting, my name is Kevin, I am Brittney's supervisor, how may I be of assistance?
8:19:26 PM       Customer     amit duck    
excuse me
8:19:31 PM       Customer     amit duck    
i clearly
8:19:33 PM       Customer     amit duck    
said
8:19:44 PM       Customer     amit duck    
i would like to speak to a supervisor on the floor
8:19:54 PM       Customer     amit duck    
not on desk partner
8:20:04 PM       Customer     amit duck    
mr tough "CSS" agent
8:20:10 PM       Agent     CSS_Kevin_494971    
I am the supervisor on the floor currently, Amit.
8:20:35 PM       Agent     CSS_Kevin_494971    
Everyone here is listed as a CSS agent Amit, I will be more than happy to assist you with your issue.
8:21:02 PM       Customer     amit duck    
hm
8:21:05 PM       Customer     amit duck    
why
8:21:10 PM       Customer     amit duck    
isnt supervisor
8:21:14 PM       Customer     amit duck    
SUP prefix?
8:22:01 PM       Agent     CSS_Kevin_494971    
You will have to take that up with the dell internal that setup the chat program.
8:22:16 PM       Agent     CSS_Kevin_494971    
What is the issue that you are having Amit?
8:22:25 PM       Customer     amit duck    
i would like to report
8:22:31 PM       Customer     amit duck    
CSS_Jarrod_494977
8:22:44 PM       Customer     amit duck    
and i have a problem with a website
8:23:16 PM       Agent     CSS_Kevin_494971    
What type of problem are you having with the website?
8:23:40 PM       Customer     amit duck    
you know whats a website right?
8:24:21 PM       Agent     CSS_Kevin_494971    
Yes, I do Amit, now may I have the issue that you are having with this website?
8:24:31 PM       Agent     CSS_Kevin_494971    
And which website are you having issues with?
8:24:53 PM       Customer     amit duck    
when i go on www.bj.com
8:25:07 PM       Customer     amit duck    
my computer spawns a naughty porno
8:25:27 PM       Customer     amit duck    
site
8:25:34 PM       Customer     amit duck    
:(
8:25:51 PM       Agent     CSS_Kevin_494971    
What exactly is www.bj.com supposed to take you to?
8:25:57 PM       Customer     amit duck    
a store
8:26:51 PM       Agent     CSS_Kevin_494971    
I apologize that you are having this issue, Amit, it appears that you may have some viruses or spy ware on the system, have you ran any virus scans on the system?
8:26:56 PM       Agent     CSS_Kevin_494971    
How long have you had this issue?
8:27:17 PM       Customer     amit duck    
yes
8:27:28 PM       Customer     amit duck    
its clean like a jewish porno
8:27:46 PM       Customer     amit duck    
except
8:27:50 PM       Customer     amit duck    
the bj website
8:27:54 PM       Customer     amit duck    
givin me issues
8:28:49 PM       Customer     amit duck    
did you hang up sir
8:29:06 PM       Agent     CSS_Kevin_494971    
I understand, Amit, ok, you will need to speak with the people over that site maybe it is having some issues,.
8:29:15 PM       Customer     amit duck    
no i did
8:29:26 PM       Agent     CSS_Kevin_494971    
The only thing we can recommend for you is to run a repair install or complete reinstall of windows.
8:29:26 PM       Customer     amit duck    
they have a support chat too just like yooooo
8:29:41 PM       Customer     amit duck    
sire
8:29:47 PM       Customer     amit duck    
you must understand
8:29:53 PM       Agent     CSS_Kevin_494971    
As this issue is going to be more than likely virus related.
8:30:01 PM       Customer     amit duck    
ITS NOT A VIRUS!!!
8:30:14 PM       Customer     amit duck    
( thats what i call CSS agent)
8:30:23 PM       Agent     CSS_Kevin_494971    
I understand that you have ran virus scans but most virus are not detected by virus software.
8:30:30 PM       Customer     amit duck    
no u didnt
8:30:34 PM       Customer     amit duck    
no no
8:30:37 PM       Agent     CSS_Kevin_494971    
What store is the site supposed to take you to?
8:30:45 PM       Customer     amit duck    
BJ store
8:31:21 PM       Agent     CSS_Kevin_494971    
And this is the only site that you have this problem with.
8:31:27 PM       Customer     amit duck    
na
8:31:29 PM       Customer     amit duck    
google
8:31:35 PM       Customer     amit duck    
assholefever.com
8:31:42 PM       Customer     amit duck    
forums.minegoboom.com
8:31:52 PM       Customer     amit duck    
sometimes deel.com
8:32:06 PM       Agent     CSS_Kevin_494971    
Amit at this time, Amit if you can not keep this chat professional I will need to end this session.
8:32:26 PM       Customer     amit duck    
what do you mean?
8:32:29 PM       Agent     CSS_Kevin_494971    
From what I can tell most of these are all porn sites.
8:32:39 PM       Customer     amit duck    
how much you want to bet
8:32:40 PM       Customer     amit duck    
that
8:32:48 PM       Customer     amit duck    
google
8:32:51 PM       Customer     amit duck    
is a porn sire
8:32:52 PM       Customer     amit duck    
site
8:32:58 PM       Customer     amit duck    
was i born yesterday
8:33:06 PM       Agent     CSS_Kevin_494971    
If you have the issue with google the issue is going to be virus related.
8:33:13 PM       Customer     amit duck    
no its not
8:33:16 PM       Customer     amit duck    
its with dell
8:33:26 PM       Agent     CSS_Kevin_494971    
I am informing you of the options that you have for resolving this issue.
8:33:41 PM       Customer     amit duck    
did you go on forums.minegoboom.com
8:33:56 PM       Agent     CSS_Kevin_494971    
Dell does not develop websites there is no way hardware can cause this issue.
8:34:03 PM       Customer     amit duck    
ok
8:34:12 PM       Customer     amit duck    
did you go on forums.minegoboom.com
8:34:29 PM       Agent     CSS_Kevin_494971    
The issue is software related, and the only way to fix software issues is to repair or reinstall windows
8:34:33 PM       Customer     amit duck    
also www.meatspin.com gives a slit problem
8:34:55 PM       Customer     amit duck    
freezes in the middle of the video
8:35:31 PM       Agent     CSS_Kevin_494971    
No I did not, go to any of the aforementioned sites, as I previously stated they do not sound like normal websites, therefore we will not be able to access them at this location,.
8:35:43 PM       Customer     amit duck    
sir
8:35:46 PM       Agent     CSS_Kevin_494971    
We do not browse third party websites
8:35:49 PM       Customer     amit duck    
forums.minegoboom.com
8:35:59 PM       Customer     amit duck    
are you racist?
8:36:19 PM       Agent     CSS_Kevin_494971    
No I am not what does that have to with the issue that you are having.
8:36:34 PM       Customer     amit duck    
well 3rd party = 3rd world country?
8:36:57 PM       Customer     amit duck    
ok sir
8:37:04 PM       Customer     amit duck    
can i speak to a different supervisor
8:37:32 PM       Customer     amit duck    
what kind of a supervisor is not willing to visit minegoboom.com
8:37:36 PM       Agent     CSS_Kevin_494971    
I will check to see if there is some one else available.
8:37:43 PM       Customer     amit duck    
ok
8:38:09 PM       Customer     amit duck    
http://forums.minegoboom.com/viewtopic.php?p=76700#76700
8:38:19 PM       Customer     amit duck    
i have a problem with that page allot
8:38:32 PM       Agent     CSS_Kevin_494971    
It is not that I am not willing to go to the site, I can not go to the site, our systems have surf control installed which prevents us from going to other sites other than the one s needed for work.
8:38:45 PM       Customer     amit duck    
oh
8:39:06 PM       Customer     amit duck    
well Sup_Amit_106089 went on forums.minegoboom.com and dhelped me before
8:39:45 PM       Customer     amit duck    
hows the weather over by dell?
8:40:17 PM       Agent     CSS_Kevin_494971    
Its ok.
8:40:39 PM       Agent     CSS_Kevin_494971    
Amit, what issue do you have with the forum site?
8:40:51 PM       Customer     amit duck    
CSS_Kevin_494971 your the best dell supervisor out theree
8:41:10 PM       Customer     amit duck    
how can i fill out and application to say how cool you are
8:41:18 PM       Customer     amit duck    
seriously our the only one
8:41:25 PM       Customer     amit duck    
that answered my weather question
8:41:33 PM       Customer     amit duck    
had atleast asked 100 people
8:41:38 PM       Customer     amit duck    
the all ignore it
8:41:47 PM       Customer     amit duck    
so how was your day so far
8:41:49 PM       Customer     amit duck    
?
8:42:02 PM       Agent     CSS_Kevin_494971    
It has been pretty good, how about yours?
8:42:16 PM       Customer     amit duck    
its been amazing
8:42:21 PM       Customer     amit duck    
i got school tomoro
8:42:25 PM       Customer     amit duck    
kinda gay
8:42:52 PM       Agent     CSS_Kevin_494971    
Lol.
8:43:01 PM       Customer     amit duck    
ha your awsome
8:43:42 PM       Agent     CSS_Kevin_494971    
Amit, just so you understand, I do understand the issue that you are having, but as I previously stated it sounds like windows will need to be repaired or reinstalled.
8:44:02 PM       Customer     amit duck    
yea doodley doodley you know c++?
8:44:47 PM       Customer     amit duck    
?
8:45:32 PM       Agent     CSS_Kevin_494971    
Not really, I started to learn it, but never got around to finishing it.
8:45:41 PM       Customer     amit duck    
dam same here
8:45:50 PM       Customer     amit duck    
stupid arrays and functions
8:45:59 PM       Customer     amit duck    
never pass that part
8:46:09 PM       Customer     amit duck    
you know how to hack php sites?
8:46:30 PM       Customer     amit duck    
by the way forums.minegoboom.com is not a porn site
8:47:07 PM       Agent     CSS_Kevin_494971    
I understand, and now I do not know how to hack php sites.
8:47:27 PM       Customer     amit duck    
ah well il teach some other time
8:47:32 PM       Customer     amit duck    
tamper data
8:47:38 PM       Customer     amit duck    
and firefox do the trick
8:47:54 PM       Customer     amit duck    
wana see something funny?
8:48:10 PM       Customer     amit duck    
12:11:25 PM Customer Mike Hunt
so you will you fire him?
12:11:56 PM Agent Sup_Amit_106089
Mike, we will provide him feedback so that he does not repeat this kind of mistake again.
8:49:58 PM       Agent     CSS_Kevin_494971    
Amit, it has been great speaking with you, however, at this time if you do not have any other technical issues with your system I will need to give you a case number.
8:50:05 PM       Customer     amit duck    
no
8:50:11 PM       Customer     amit duck    
i have a problem
8:50:15 PM       Customer     amit duck    
with the speakers
8:50:20 PM       Customer     amit duck    
no sound what so ever
8:50:44 PM       Customer     amit duck    
also got a problem with flash zune iwave, subspace and all that
8:50:49 PM       Customer     amit duck    
yo you got a zune?
8:51:14 PM       Customer     amit duck    
and one mo thang you got msn messenger?
8:51:28 PM       Agent     CSS_Kevin_494971    
No I do not have a zune.
8:51:42 PM       Agent     CSS_Kevin_494971    
No I do not have that either.
8:51:50 PM       Customer     amit duck    
aim?
8:52:08 PM       Agent     CSS_Kevin_494971    
No I do not use any of the instant messenger services.
8:52:31 PM       Customer     amit duck    
hmm you got a cell phone?
8:52:58 PM       Agent     CSS_Kevin_494971    
Yes.
8:53:03 PM       Customer     amit duck    
tell me ur number
8:53:13 PM       Customer     amit duck    
im not a rapist dont worry
8:53:17 PM       Customer     amit duck    
check my record
8:53:22 PM       Agent     CSS_Kevin_494971    
Amit, do you have sound when using headphones,.
8:53:37 PM       Customer     amit duck    
osama ben laden, my record is so cleean
8:53:40 PM       Customer     amit duck    
no
8:53:51 PM       Customer     amit duck    
got no headphones
8:53:58 PM       Agent     CSS_Kevin_494971    
Unfortunately, Amit, I would rather not give you my phone number, nothing against you or anything,
8:54:11 PM       Customer     amit duck    
i got an amazing pink zune
8:54:15 PM       Customer     amit duck    
limited edition
8:54:22 PM       Agent     CSS_Kevin_494971    
Ok, are you chatting with me on the system with the issue.
8:54:22 PM       Customer     amit duck    
some guy stole it from a girl
8:54:28 PM       Customer     amit duck    
sold it for 100 $
8:54:34 PM       Customer     amit duck    
yes
8:54:38 PM       Customer     amit duck    
i got an issue
8:54:42 PM       Customer     amit duck    
grab a tissue
8:54:46 PM       Customer     amit duck    
now
8:54:53 PM       Customer     amit duck    
so how do i get free porn?
8:55:08 PM       System     System    
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hellzlaker - Mon Mar 24, 2008 9:10 pm
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wtf this one is funnier

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Connected with CSS_Michael _525209
9:01:46 PM Customer ben ladden
hey mike
9:01:49 PM Agent CSS_Michael _525209
Thank you for contacting Dell Hardware Warranty Support. My name is Michael. May I have the details of the issue you are having?
9:01:49 PM Agent CSS_Michael _525209
Hey, Ben!
9:02:06 PM Customer ben ladden
i have an issue
9:02:15 PM Customer ben ladden
reall grabs the tissue
9:02:39 PM Agent CSS_Michael _525209
What is the issue you are having?
9:02:41 PM Customer ben ladden
im writing a program in c++
9:02:48 PM Customer ben ladden
have an issue only on dell
9:02:58 PM Customer ben ladden
on my pakifak computer worked fine
9:03:01 PM Customer ben ladden
this is the code
9:03:06 PM Customer ben ladden
dell connot work with
9:04:13 PM Agent CSS_Michael _525209
Ah, good stuff. As you may know, this is hardware warranty support so we do not support code. However, I will be happy to take a look at the code for you, Ben.
9:05:10 PM Customer ben ladden
#include "bomb"
usng namespace std;
int main(){ int countdown = 10; while (countdown !=0){countdown = countdown -1; cout<<countdown;}
9:05:25 PM Customer ben ladden
void explosion
9:05:26 PM Customer ben ladden
;
9:06:01 PM Customer ben ladden
explosion = std::blow up;
9:06:08 PM Customer ben ladden
return 0;
9:06:09 PM Customer ben ladden
}
9:06:12 PM Customer ben ladden
thats the code
9:06:13 PM Customer ben ladden
wierd
9:06:14 PM Customer ben ladden
hmm
9:06:21 PM Customer ben ladden
nothing happens
9:06:26 PM Customer ben ladden
im telling you
9:06:41 PM Customer ben ladden
on a pakifak computer it went BOOM
9:06:55 PM Customer ben ladden
wasted 3 pilots... good for them
9:07:05 PM Customer ben ladden
alah dont care anyway i think
9:07:18 PM Customer ben ladden
can i talk with a supervisior?
9:07:20 PM Customer ben ladden
please?
9:08:14 PM Agent CSS_Michael _525209
Ohh, object-oriented programming is so tricky. However, your session is being monitored, Mr. Ben, and I am afraid I will need to disconnect the chat as you do not seem to have an actual hardware issue.
9:08:28 PM Customer ben ladden
?
9:08:28 PM Agent CSS_Michael _525209
Have a great night, Ben.
9:08:30 PM Customer ben ladden
sir
9:08:31 PM Customer ben ladden
way
9:08:33 PM Customer ben ladden
speakers
9:08:35 PM Customer ben ladden
dont work
9:08:36 PM Customer ben ladden
help
9:08:36 PM Agent CSS_Michael _525209
Thank you for using Dell Technical Support Chat. Have a good day.
9:08:37 PM Customer ben ladden
help
9:08:39 PM Customer ben ladden
no
9:08:39 PM System System
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Bak - Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:35 am
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Lol, I approve.
Samapico - Tue Mar 25, 2008 5:01 pm
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They probably enjoy these as much as we do, they just can't say they do tongue.gif

That job must be so boring, seriously... Chatting with grandmothers who double-click everywhere accidentally because of parkinson or something...
Or with 13 years old who don't understand why downloading 13451 "free" games and clicking "yes" to everything during the installation made their computer useless.
Bak - Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:37 pm
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you need to keep making up hardware problems and see how many he can help you fix before he gets bored
Samapico - Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:40 pm
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try to make him believe your keyboard doesn't work
hellzlaker - Wed Mar 26, 2008 12:33 pm
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omfg your right thats exactly what il tell him sam u reedemed urself !
Mine GO BOOM - Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:26 pm
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hellzlaker wrote:
omfg your right thats exactly what il tell him sam u reedemed urself !

Please don't talk like that. At least attempt to put effort into your posts.
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