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[BDwinsAlt]

I had to do a love poem for English. I don't like all that mushy poetry stuff so I did one on Linux. Laugh all you want, I'm gonna get an A.

Linux

You are best OS of all time.
You don't even cost a dime.
You're great for security and servers, it's true.
The world would be different without you.
You recognize my devices with a USB cord.
Your presence rocks my motherboard.
Your package manager is something I like.
It's something you never forget, like riding a bike.
You are superior to all others, Mac OS X too.
I feel so happy because I found you.

-Brad Davis (BDwinsAlt)

[Chambahs]

I hope you get an F for posting this here. And writing that poem.


PS: You are gonna fail.

[BDwinsAlt]

Windows user...

[Muskrat]

You might want to actually think about your meter if you want to write a good poem.

[Cyan~Fire]

That poem made me cry.

And not tears of joy.
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Wise men STILL seek Him.

[K']

Ignore Topic +1

[BDwinsAlt]

Bleh forget you then.

[SamHughes]

Linux

Of all time, you are not the OS that is prime.
You cost quite a bit of my time.
Your background and windows are not colored lime,
And downloading you with Bittorrent is not a crime.
Always just quite almost about ready to take over the desktop,
You are good at not getting viruses written for Windows.
The world would be different without the poopsmith;
Thank God he doesn't use Lindows.
You recognize my USB devices just right,
Just like any other OS that I like.
Your network of dependencies is something I fight;
Which I always regret, like riding a bike into a box of spike.
Boxes of lag are bad too;
So are boxes of warp and boxes of engine shutdown.
O Linux, why are you not the best OS of all time?
Right now you are perfect, but someday you'll be prime.
Then you'll be cubic, and then you'll be square.
And I'll be withered and not give a care.
Then when seen in hexidecimal, you'll be a letter.
And I'll realize why you are not the best OS of all time: The next version will be better.

[Agurus]

Linux

You are best OS of all time.

But Vista can pwn your ass anytime.
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[Animate Dreams]

No, no, no. You guys are doing this all wrong. Check this out, I found it on the Linux User's Guide:

better !pout ! cry
better watchout
lpr why
santa claus <north pole >town

cat /etc/passwd >list
ncheck list
ncheck list
cat list | grep naughty >nogiftlist
cat list | grep nice >giftlist
santa claus <northpole > town

who | grep sleeping
who | grep awake
who | egrep 'bad|good'
for (goodness sake)
{
be good
}

[hellzlaker]

ok, awsome poem you beter get A+ on it (im windows user but poem was awsome)

as fore a love poem you could use this:

I'm in bussiness for jacking!
gotta handfull of jizz, better grab a towell!
cuz I make it jizz, make it jizz, make it jizz on a floor!

EDIT: K' is a fucking dick

[Cyan~Fire]

I love it, Sam.