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Protoman
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 Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 11:12 am Post maybe stupid Post subject: Linux User Stereotypes |
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| What are the linux user stereotypes?
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Cyan~Fire
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| Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 11:27 am Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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They're pale, have high-pitched and nasal voices, and are generally interested only in computing. They also do not have girlfriends.
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BDwinsAlt
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| Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 11:57 am Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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Umm I don't have a high-pitched voice. :S
Note: MGB please let me use emotions. Why can't I use them anyways?
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Solo Ace
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| Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:33 pm Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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BDwins, You shouldn't consider yourself a Linux user though, more like a "newbie pretending to be cool with linux".
I think you just partially gave the definition of a 'nerd', Cyan. 
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Quan Chi2
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| Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:53 pm Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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| Cyan~Fire wrote: | | They're pale, have high-pitched and nasal voices, and are generally interested only in computing. They also do not have girlfriends. |
lol thats either an emo or nerd.
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The Apache
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| Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 2:14 pm Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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| BDwinsAlt wrote: |
Note: MGB please let me use emotions. Why can't I use them anyways? |
BECAUSE YOU SAID YOU'D LEAVE.
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BDwinsAlt
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| Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 4:29 pm Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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| This was b4 I said I was quitting continuum. And yea, I use linux a lot. I don't consider myself a Linux freak though.
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| Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 5:14 pm Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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?find BDwinsAlt
BDwinsAlt is in SSCB Halo
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BDwinsAlt
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| Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 5:16 pm Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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| I said I would come back only if Agurus did. He is back so I am back. If he leaves I leave. Easy enough. :-D
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| Like father like son?
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BDwinsAlt
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| Of course. He is the only one I take orders from. He brought me into halo, so I do what he wants. I'm not trying to be a suck up or anything. It's simple loyalty.
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Protoman
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| Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 10:53 pm Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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Loyalty to a bitch.
Back on topic.
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K'
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| Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 12:05 am Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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Speaking of linux stereotypes, spot BD in this pix (no need for a hint, right?):
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BDwinsAlt
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Sorry, it seems you might have me confused. Anyways, I thought it was time that I reveal your true Identity.
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K'
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| Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 12:52 am Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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Given I had already posted pictures of myself on the goddamn front page of server help...
Go home BD, before you get bant back to ssforums.net.
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| Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 1:47 am Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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Watching you two fight can easily be summed up in this picture. I'm pretty sure it is obvious who is represented as what.
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SamHughes
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| Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 3:19 am Post maybe stupid Post subject: Re: Linux User Stereotypes |
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| Protoman wrote: | | What are the linux user stereotypes? |
They do all their coding in C, because it's the only manly language. (Unless they're female or want to be female, in which case they use Haskell.)
When they're not using C, it's Perl or shell scripts, because those languages are alien enough not to seem manly or womanly.
Real linux users use Emacs.
They'll install PHP, but only for the "aww, isn't it cute" factor of using it from the command line.
They read man pages to their children at bedtime.
Real linux users use only Emacs, and everything they do, from mail to unzipping, is in an Emacs window. If they use a GUI, they only use it to run Emacs and Firefox. And Matlab.
I'm sorry, I meant Octave.
Since they do things they way they want, instead of using Ctrl+D to end their interactive Python sessions, they use Ctrl+Z, ps, and then kill -9 the thing.
The average linux user spends 2-3 months adding scripts and adjusting startup files and config files so everything works just nicely, before doing any real work.
Real linux users use Vim.
They all listen to bad techno at levels that damage their eardrums and have dozens of cans of soda on their desk.
They have blackout shades installed on their windows so that they can enjoy a nighttime coding session at any time of the day.
Once they get a job and start valuing their free time, they switch to Mac OS X.
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what about people who use windows and linux 
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Quan Chi2
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| Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 9:30 pm Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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| I still think you guys described an emo or nerd.
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| Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 10:32 pm Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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| Lmao! Those videos rocked! The Emo one was the best..
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Bak
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| Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 2:08 am Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | They have blackout shades installed on their windows so that they can enjoy a nighttime coding session at any time of the day. |
^ LOL
Linux users aren't emo, they don't use AOL, and they're not attractive girls, although that emo video was pretty funny (stop picking on emo kids! they got it bad enough).
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K'
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| Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:45 am Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | They have blackout shades installed on their windows so that they can enjoy a nighttime coding session at any time of the day. |
Amen brother.
I love emos.
They're like the bitches that even the nerds beat up.
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Cyan~Fire
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| Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 10:42 am Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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I took this picture. Not my car though. 
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NH plates don't look like that though, and I don't think any other state has the LIVE FREE OR DIE on them. Not a legal plate, perhaps?
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