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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:55 am   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Interesting stuff Reply to topic Reply with quote

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who
were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis,
would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.


Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A -- Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B -- He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college, and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C -- He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.


Which of these candidates would be your choice?


Decide first ... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.







Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler

And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:

If you said, "YES!" ...







you just killed Beethoven.


Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone. Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading ...


Never be afraid to try something new ...

Remember ... Amateurs built the ark ... Professionals...built the Titanic!

And Finally ... can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:




29 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad checks
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...







Can you guess which organization this is?



Give up yet?








It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.

The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:28 am   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

Mhm, Winston Churchill.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 9:43 am   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

I said no.

I said C. But drug use is kind of a shallow way to judge people.

I said the US government, though I didn't know which part.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 9:52 am   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

That's why you pick candidates basedd on issues, and not values.

as for "Remember ... Amateurs built the ark ... Professionals...built the Titanic! "

Amateurs built a bunch of ships that fails while professionals built many working ships. And the titanic didn't crash on its own, it hit an iceburg.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 10:58 am   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

I would go with the abortion.
Sorry B, with all due respect to you and your compositions, such a terrible gene record shouldn't be recommended another birth (and you were born deaf too, in the end, remember?).

And I went with cherchil.
So he was a crappy tactician, but boy, he had vision, have you listened to his speeches?
His heart was in the right place.
And unlike rest of pansys, he didn't stand still and said yea lets suck hitler's cock enough times maybe he'll be satisfied and go away.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 11:19 am   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

I went with you shouldn't be even reading these emails in the first place. Also, add a few more FW: to your topic's title.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 11:24 am   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

Bak wrote:

as for "Remember ... Amateurs built the ark ... Professionals...built the Titanic! "

Amateurs built a bunch of ships that fails while professionals built many working ships. And the titanic didn't crash on its own, it hit an iceburg.

Hrm, well, "Amateurs" should be singluar, "An amateur". And I don't recall the ark ever sinking, and it was one ship, not "a bunch of ships." So.. either you have no clue what you're talking about, or I misunderstood you o.O...
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 11:58 am   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

The Titanic is/was an embodiment for one of humanity's worst shortcomings - pride.
They actually truely believed they made a ship so awesome, the peak of engeering capability, as that it couldn't possibly sink.
And to add sin to crime, they neglected to outfit it as appropriate per safety standards with accompanying rescure-boats (well, it souldn't sink, right? so why bother... icon_rolleyes.gif)

So, when the ship did crash and sunk, the passengers had no where to go and it's why so many of them died (there were like 9 boats out of required 100 or so) and why this blunder is so well known.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 12:13 pm   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

there's no way you could have rebuilt the gene pool of all species from just two of each kind (over the last ~7000 years). The ark is more of a fable than a true account.

Plus God was helping Noah, and God is omnipotent so of course the ship didn't sink.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 12:27 pm   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

Sigh.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 12:27 pm   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

I found titanic the movie very upsetting icon_cry.gif
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 3:53 pm   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 3:59 pm   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

where did you get this information from?
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:07 pm   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

90% of statistics are made up on the spot.

Now for some real statistics on races passing the Florida Comprehensive Assessment Test in my school (it is ludicrously easy):
  • White: 65% reading, 84% math.
  • Black: 18% reading, 42% math.
  • Hispanic: 26% reading, 58% math.
  • Asian: 78% reading, 94% math.
  • Indian: 67% reading, 100% math.

You know, I really try not to make assumptions based on race (I've met very many smart blacks and hispanics), but seriously.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:14 pm   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

I'm black, tomorrow I'll be red I guess.
You people need some new clothes.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:42 pm   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

Cancer+ wrote:
where did you get this information from?


Someone sent it to me on myspace.com
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:48 pm   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

Cyan, there is a larger percentage of African Americans in low income areas than Whites in the same areas. Lower income schools do not offer the same level of schooling, therefore the scores are lower.

If you judge people off of statistics than I'm glad I don't know you.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 5:10 pm   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

So, indians and asians are smarter than the average american, no news there.


I think the titanic movie got one of the best endings in any movie.
The only way it would've been better was if some ice golem rose up and started beating de caprio to death then tossing him into the sea to resurface inside a block of ice.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 5:38 pm   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

LearJett+ wrote:
Cyan, there is a larger percentage of African Americans in low income areas than Whites in the same areas. Lower income schools do not offer the same level of schooling, therefore the scores are lower.


If the people aren't as smart, then they don't make as much. It's not so much cause and effect as a cycle.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 5:48 pm   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

Anyone watch law and order?
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 6:34 pm   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

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I KNEW IT! that is so a myspace bulletin tongue.gif. that couldnt be an email.. it couldnt. anywho on first impression i picked c and yes to the abortion. so i'm a nazi loving music killer :/....
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 7:18 am   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 4:39 pm   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

LearJett+ wrote:
Cyan, there is a larger percentage of African Americans in low income areas than Whites in the same areas. Lower income schools do not offer the same level of schooling, therefore the scores are lower.

If you judge people off of statistics than I'm glad I don't know you.

Except this is all in the same school. I said so in my post. If you want my honest opinion on these statistics, it's because the black and hispanic "culture" at my school consists of listening to rap, shouting uninteligibly, and spending all free time outside of school either having sex or trying to. The behavior problem has nothing to do with education.

And, as Gravitron said, nobody has a problem with Asians/Indians being smarter than whites, I say it myself all the time (and I'm white). It ticks me off like when my textbook says "African Americans and whites." If only the black people stopped feeling all black and sorry for themselves and made an effort to live just like normal self-respecting people, I think the problem of racism would be gone. (I am definitely not trying to say blacks are genetically stupider.) It's an endless cycle right now.

Bak wrote:
there's no way you could have rebuilt the gene pool of all species from just two of each kind (over the last ~7000 years). The ark is more of a fable than a true account.

But didn't Darwin observe a species of bird mutate to have a longer beak then back again during his lifetime?
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 6:05 pm   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

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Except this is all in the same school. I said so in my post.

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You know, I really try not to make assumptions based on race (I've met very many smart blacks and hispanics), but seriously.

If it's just from one school, than how can you generalize a whole race. Your ignorant bigotry is astounding.



Another thing...
By the sound of you, you don't know many african americans. How the hell do you know what they do outside of school?
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 10:56 pm   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

OK, if you'll concentrate on African Americans, I will too. Statistics from other schools in the area (reading only):
  • White: 59%, Black: 11%.
  • White: 50%, Black: 30%.
  • White: 53%, Black: 20%.

OK, those were the first three schools I looked at, selelcted just because I recognized the names (so no manipulation of statistics here). If you want to do your own research, here's the site. Check the "School Improvement Plans".

Lear wrote:
By the sound of you, you don't know many african americans. How the hell do you know what they do outside of school?

Inductive reasoning. I see their actions at school, I see their actions immediately after school, I hear what music they're listening to and what it represents.

And you're right, I shouldn't make a general conclusion about a race in general from a group of statistics even just from one county, but my statistics were just a discussion-provoker.
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