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1stStrike Cute like a kitty
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 6:25 pm Post maybe stupid Post subject: Greatest blog ever |
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http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher.html
If you can stand reading I urge you to do so. This guys experiences as a english teacher in japan are absolutely hillarious. Here's a quote from one editorial I just read for a teaser:
Quote: | One day I was in class with the big-headed boyfriend teacher. She was going around asking students some simple questions. She came to one of the soccer boys. "What do you do afterschool?" She asks. The boy stands up and exclaims "waist-shake!" while doing the pelvic thrust. She, of course, had no idea what this meant, but in her curiousity, she looked at me, and while imitating the pelvic thrust motion, asked "waist-shake"?
...I honestly don't know how long it took the soccer boys in that class to stop laughing. They may actually still be laughing about it now.
The teacher really wanted to know what was so funny, and I just didn't have the heart to tell her she'd just unknowingly propositioned me for sex.
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Cyan~Fire I'll count you!

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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 6:54 pm Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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Wait. So Japanese people don't go around with swords and magical powers and beat up people like anime tries to tell us?
But yes, thanks for posting this, it's nice to get a real outlook on what goes on over there. _________________ This help is informational only. No representation is made or warranty given as to its content. User assumes all risk of use. Cyan~Fire assumes no responsibility for any loss or delay resulting from such use.
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i88gerbils Oldbie Server Help

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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 10:57 pm Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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I know plenty of what goes on over there as I lived there for over a year. :) _________________ Oldbie Server Help |
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Gravitron VIE Vet

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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 1:50 am Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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Quote: | One day I was in class with the big-headed boyfriend teacher. She... |
Alright, can someone explain this to me?
We're talking about an English teacher, who one day was in class with a "boyfriend teacher", an ambiguously vague term by itself, and this boyfriend teacher appears to be a she, as there's no other part of the former sentence the "She" could reference to (unless the person speaks of themselves in third form...which is just sad and makes the paragraph even more non-sensical).
Maybe I don't know English well enough, but this seems wrong.
And this person educates the students of Japan in English?
I can see it now, they'll come to the USA on a trip and speak like Yoda.
"The french fries and big mack to eat, buy from you I will." |
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1stStrike Cute like a kitty
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 2:32 pm Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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Gravitron wrote: | Quote: | One day I was in class with the big-headed boyfriend teacher. She... |
Alright, can someone explain this to me?
We're talking about an English teacher, who one day was in class with a "boyfriend teacher", an ambiguously vague term by itself, and this boyfriend teacher appears to be a she, as there's no other part of the former sentence the "She" could reference to (unless the person speaks of themselves in third form...which is just sad and makes the paragraph even more non-sensical).
Maybe I don't know English well enough, but this seems wrong.
And this person educates the students of Japan in English?
I can see it now, they'll come to the USA on a trip and speak like Yoda.
"The french fries and big mack to eat, buy from you I will." |
If you actually read his editorials gravitron everything is explained. The "big-headed boyfriend teacher" he explains earlier on. They go out to eat and she talks to him in all seriousness telling him that there's no way she could marry her boyfriend because his head is too big. So, he came up with that nick name for her (it's how he remembers people since he's bad with names).
And, he also mentions that yes he does have spelling and/or grammar mistakes on here. However, this is an online account of what he does not a novel. He just types it up in notepad and posts it on his website without spell checking it. Honestly, he shouldn't have to have perfect spelling/grammar when he's writing about himself. People choose to read it. He doesn't go out trying to submit his site to search engines or post links everywhere getting them to go read it. |
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Gravitron VIE Vet

Age:43 Gender: Joined: Aug 02 2002 Posts: 993 Location: Israel Offline
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 5:46 pm Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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So, inorder to remember a female, he dubbed her with a musculine tag?
This person is the epitome of rational. He should write nuclear ICBM launch sequence algorithms.
[Fixed spelling error; Sometimes my keyboard goes dyslexic on me.]
Last edited by Gravitron on Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:20 am, edited 3 times in total |
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Dr Brain Flip-flopping like a wind surfer

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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 6:09 pm Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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logrithems? as in the inverse of exponents? _________________ Hyperspace Owner
Smong> so long as 99% deaths feel lame it will always be hyperspace to me |
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Cerium Server Help Squatter

Age:43 Gender: Joined: Mar 05 2005 Posts: 807 Location: I will stab you. Offline
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 6:23 pm Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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Michael Jackson juice for you! _________________ There are 7 user(s) ignoring me right now. |
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newb Turds are yummy

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Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 2:15 pm Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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Your tags don't work here, newbie. _________________ Haha SpecShip |
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Spyed Registered Spam Offender

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Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 2:41 pm Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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Blogs are stupid. |
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newb Turds are yummy

Age:33 Gender: Joined: Mar 15 2005 Posts: 1267 Location: England Offline
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Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 2:43 pm Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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Why are they stupid? Just because your brain isn't big enough to hold your thoughts and such. |
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Spyed Registered Spam Offender

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Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 3:01 pm Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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Newb, I thought I didn't have a brain? Duh. |
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newb Turds are yummy

Age:33 Gender: Joined: Mar 15 2005 Posts: 1267 Location: England Offline
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Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 3:14 pm Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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I stand corrected:
You have no brain. |
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Spyed Registered Spam Offender

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Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 3:19 pm Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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Maybe you should edit your post. We don't want people thinking I've got a brain, now do we? |
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Dr Brain Flip-flopping like a wind surfer

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Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 3:24 pm Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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Spyed wrote: | Maybe you should edit your post. We don't want people thinking I've got a brain, now do we? |
There's no chance of that happening, trust me. |
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Spyed Registered Spam Offender

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Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 3:25 pm Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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Dr Brain wrote: | [..]
There's no chance of that happening, trust me. |
You're dr brain and I guess you know these things. |
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newb Turds are yummy

Age:33 Gender: Joined: Mar 15 2005 Posts: 1267 Location: England Offline
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 2:31 am Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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I guess he has more intelligence than you to know common things like these. |
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Spyed Registered Spam Offender

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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 8:31 am Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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Yeah, probably. |
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