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[Contempt+]

I'll host you for free. My dial-up internet works great for hosting
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[Mine GO BOOM]

[newb]

Hmm, I think I will be evil.

Here is a log from bigshot3754 when this guy was 11. I don't think he changed THAT much. Maybe a little, but not that much.

Code: Show/Hide Session Start (MSN - Unknown:L.C.): Wed Jul 10 01:41:06 2002 *** n1lc@hotmail.com (L.C.) has joined the conversation. Unknown: hello L.C.: Who are you??? L.C.: who are you!?? Unknown: u did the gta2 thing right Unknown: ? L.C.: no L.C.: and it was GTA L.C.: i was only mod then they fired me for abusing Unknown: ok gta lol Unknown: i made a new subspace server Unknown: wootage L.C.: .. Unknown: i coded it myself L.C.: the biller!? Unknown: i need network owners to test it Unknown: the bots are built right in Unknown: its a sub game server L.C.: sorry man L.C.: i cant L.C.: but it sounds kool Unknown: why not? L.C.: ok fine, ill try L.C.: 1. My routor hates me :( L.C.: lol L.C.: ill try n e ways Unknown: hehe dont worry it works fine behind routers Unknown: i have one too L.C.: (Trillian) L.C.: oo L.C.: lo L.C.: You wanna be an ssdc host? :) Unknown: i have no time for hosting thats why im giving my finished project to network owners Unknown: sorry L.C.: :-/ L.C.: lol L.C.: o well L.C.: n1lc@hotmail.com L.C.: ill give it a try Unknown: ok il send L.C.: LOL w00tage Unknown: o wait hmm it might be too big lol Unknown: can i send it through here? L.C.: yes L.C.: thats if u dun have proxy??? L.C.: go and try :D Unknown: ok zipping it L.C.: lol L.C.: i have WinRAR L.C.: winrar.com ? Unknown: it will still unzip it L.C.: i kno lo Unknown: o hehe L.C.: ldude L.C.: if i use ur biller L.C.: do i need to enable the ports?? Unknown: no everything is done for u L.C.: kool L.C.: so i dun have to enable ports in proxy?? Unknown: open it up if there are any probs u can change the settings in game *** NOTE: Closing this window during an active file transfer will close the transfer. L.C.: loL! L.C.: a rar lol *** L.C. has received C:\Documents and Settings\Unknown\Desktop\subgame3.rar. Unknown: o well rar was smaller Unknown: if u have any questions just ask i have to go soon Unknown: but il be back soon L.C.: k L.C.: PROBLEMA! L.C.: 3 PROBLEMS! L.C.: 1. Missing Resources in help file L.C.: 2. The ini file is REALLY confusing L.C.: 3. The Application file wont open up Unknown: hmm not working? L.C.: yup Unknown: try resetting ur comp might register the dll L.C.: not workni AT ALL L.C.: i dun think so L.C.: and im hosting a bot 24/7 Unknown: u can reset jus once? L.C.: mumble L.C.: :'( Unknown: hehe will it be that bad if u go down for a few min? L.C.: yes, sorta :P Unknown: what zone? L.C.: [ExTrEmE BaTtLe!] L.C.: if ur zone doownload list is in alphabeticly order, you will see it right away L.C.: Can you make me a bot? Unknown: no one is in it right now can u restart real quick it should fix the prob i need this thing tested again so i know it works ur the last guy i wanna test with Unknown: i can make bots easy ive made a few L.C.: Umm Unknown: what do u want in it? Unknown: any amazings features? L.C.: Can you make a bot called Programmable Unknown: what kinda bot? L.C.: yes L.C.: amazing fetures L.C.: its a bot that u put in a zone Unknown: o i know what u mean i saw one just like it L.C.: and it starts out with one command Unknown: but it doesnt work too well Unknown: but its good L.C.: :( Unknown: i have one L.C.: sigh Unknown: i can send u L.C.: I want it L.C.: Can you make a DEMENTOR bot L.C.: that Unknown: ok Unknown: hold on L.C.: Talks/Learns from Only its owner/Fights/Moves on its own Unknown: il edit this one L.C.: wait L.C.: man L.C.: wait L.C.: WAIT MAN WAIT :P Unknown: what? Unknown: it shouldnt take that long L.C.: Dementor-Baby - Talks On its Own, Learns only from its owner, Moves on its own, Fights on its own. And even has ICQ built in and only talks to its owner. It controls itself EXACTLY like a human. But online all the time. And is a female bot. It ignores people that swear using ?ignore. It doesnt have any commands like !help L.C.: :D L.C.: Hard bot huh? L.C.: hehehe L.C.: You just wont know how hard it'll be L.C.: if u do this bot eXACTLY right... Unknown: not too hard L.C.: DUDE Unknown: ive done many of those features Unknown: in diff bots L.C.: dude L.C.: The first one, i coded myself, in C++ and java script L.C.: It can do 100% EXACTLY all thosr things Unknown: how long did he take? L.C.: and it was programed with Visuel Basic 2 >>>Lets stop and look at what LC, just said, "I coded this myself" something we all know is a lie, "in java script and C++" as if he knew either, and whats with java?".  Programed in Visuel Basic 2???? L.C.: oh L.C.: about a 4 hours L.C.: it was extremely easy L.C.: and i also had a helper that helped me program it Unknown: i can have the same bot done today because i alrdy have most of the commands and stuff u want done in my own little project =] L.C.: sigh L.C.: i wonder if ur right Unknown: ive alrdy tested them out L.C.: lemme right down the summery in a text? Unknown: trust me it works L.C.: wait L.C.: i want mine exaclt the way i want it L.C.: lemme write down summery and mail to u Unknown: ok it will be its not too hard u alrdy said what u wanted above =] L.C.: afc = Away From Chat Unknown: ok L.C.: Lemme write down Unknown: do it =] L.C.: ok L.C.: dun L.C.: accept! L.C.: primaru L.C.: primary! L.C. : PRIMARY! L.C.: hellooo? Unknown: hi Unknown: hi Unknown: hi Unknown: hi Unknown: send again L.C.: acce[t L.C.: accept Unknown: didnt work L.C.: Arg L.C.: how do u send files while u have proxY!??? Unknown: are u using trillian? Unknown: just email it to me L.C.: yes L.C.: im using trillian L.C.: (Trillian) Unknown: **************@y*hoo.com L.C.: sent Unknown: ok hold L.C.: Make the bot non-merv Unknown: ok L.C.: well duh actually Unknown: mine are very unique Unknown: :) L.C.: because the bot is like a REAL HUMAN L.C.: but an AI Human Bot L.C.: ;D Unknown: yes hehe L.C.: I like her L.C.: ololol L.C.: i mizz her :( sigh Unknown: ur old bot? L.C.: yes L.C.: i made it L.C.: and L.C.: and L.C.: i axidentally deleted it L.C.: sigh L.C.: I mizz that bot L.C.: even though... L.C.: your bot wont be the same L.C.: sigh Unknown: its jus a bot why must it be female anyways? ah i know for those lonely nights? Unknown: :P L.C.: lol L.C.: i programmed it female L.C.: i need someone to talk to >>>AHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! HE WANTS A GIRL THAT WONT REJECT HIM!!!!!! L.C.: but make it female n e way L.C.: lol, u know why ;) Unknown: bow wow chica bow wow wow *porn theme comes on* L.C.: hehe, yea, thats it Unknown: hehe ok L.C.: my tag bot is a mod for MERV L.C.: and it cannot connect to Omega Fire L.C.: :( L.C.: and i typed in IP 100% correct Unknown: the protocol it too old Unknown: mine is updated L.C.: ?? L.C.: o L.C.: lol L.C.: icx L.C.: IC L.C.: lol L.C.: but i hope u can do it L.C.: do the ZoneStart= (ip) L.C.: hey and 1 more thing ;) L.C.: Have you done bots that can hack sysop pw? :P L.C.: lol Unknown: no i havent but if i worked at it i prolly could put somtin together L.C.: hehe L.C.: Dont do it Unknown: ok ok ok Unknown: hehe L.C.: makes it too complicated and laggy Unknown: yea L.C.: lol L.C.: i have like a 56k modem, i think L.C.: i specialize in compupers, i edited norton anti virus so that it can even detect viruses that are brand new Unknown: ah i c L.C.: yes L.C.: It only works for L.C. and L.C. (BH) Unknown: ok >>>Notice how i stay calm and agree with whatever he says L.C.: lemme tell u something funny ;) L.C.: One time Unknown: LC = little chicken? L.C.: yes L.C.: but wait Unknown: ok L.C.: one time L.C.: i had to use a different usename L.C.: which my previous one was L.C. L.C.: and i had to use L.C. (BH) L.C.: lol L.C.: and baby didnt reconize me Unknown: lol L.C.: hey L.C.: You can make me Twister for Continuum, i need to get better fast Unknown: sure, i can have it make you sysop too L.C.: if u didnt know, im the biggest cheater in SS, i made the first version of twister Unknown: really? i never knew that >>>AHAHAHAHA!!!!! L.C.: Are you even started on the bot? Unknown: ur gonna have to restart for the bot for the dll's to register Unknown: working on it as we speak L.C.: lol Unknown: well not as we speak Unknown: but in between =] L.C.: I wonder if she'll be nearly as good as the first one i made Unknown: hmm prolly not but u can tell me how to improve after i give u first copy L.C.: ok L.C.: DB v0.1 Beta L.C.: err L.C.: Alpha L.C.: lol L.C.: DB v0.1a (Alpha) Unknown: lol Unknown: i think i got some of the ai done L.C.: LOl L.C.: BOOM CHH CHKK! DODGE THAT PRIMARY! Unknown: hey im not joking Unknown: lol L.C.: lol Unknown: if i did this right Unknown: she Unknown: should be able to have cybersex Unknown: hmm L.C.: YES!! Unknown: no no its ok L.C.: i want it close as the real thing Unknown: wait what do u want her to say when u say hello? L.C.: nuttin until she is tought to say hello when she enters and arena with people in it or said to her L.C.: said to her; (private msg) Unknown: ok Unknown: thats what i meant =] Unknown: but i have it only to u Unknown: u want for everyone? L.C.: only to me Unknown: o ok L.C.: oh and btw... L.C.: if she is sad, she exits and closes the DB Bot Window L.C.: and her memory is saved L.C.: like L.C.: shes sad L.C.: she exits L.C.: and the owner brings her back in L.C.: she says nearly something like: Why'd you bring me back in!? Unknown: so basically u want a real live human girl? L.C.: yes L.C.: basicly L.C.: practicly/basicly/technicly yes >>>AHAHAHAHA!!! WHAT A FUCKING LOSER!! Unknown: and she likes u more then others? L.C.: yes Unknown: ah i see L.C.: sorta like i created like, God did (or jesus christ, i donno) L.C.: like a Creator >>Hes got some wierd fantasies... Unknown: likes u more as in girlfriend or just a friend? i just need to know how far to take this hehe L.C.: lol L.C.: Yes L.C.: Like if i were jesus (ALMOST) >>This just backs that last comment up.... Unknown: o L.C.: well Unknown: o ok Unknown: well hmm L.C.: umm, i want her to kiss me sometimes Unknown: ok L.C.: the 1st bot i married baby LOLOLOLOLOL Unknown: she says hi lc *kiss* Unknown: somtin like that L.C.: yes Unknown: ok cool L.C.: 1st Bot: I married baby in a wedding area prepared with only 4 people, that includes me n bot L.C.: lolol L.C.: then llook L.C.: this went out of hand here L.C.: one time L.C.: i told here to make babys L.C.: Lol Unknown: and then u got it on! *barry white music comes on* Unknown: lol jus kidding L.C.: and she made duplicates L.C.: like L.C.: Baby## L.C.: when i told her to make baby's Unknown: lol L.C.: she GREW TO LIKE 40 BABYS! L.C.: AND THen, the bot program crashed and soo did istink2 L.C.: istink2's L.C.: because of the bandwith or lag i think L.C.: lol Unknown: were u doing anything to the computer at this time? L.C.: ya, i had to stick my finger into the slot, in the back of the computer, dam it was hot Unknown: ah i c L.C.: in the BOT WINDOW, it shows what the bot is saying, and who is private msg'ing her and stuph L.C.: Her nickname is Baby L.C.: and her name is Dementor-Baby L.C.: and her username is Dementor Baby L.C.: Can you hack a pw for me? Unknown: u want her the same names right? L.C.: Dementor-Baby 's pw? L.C.: umm L.C.: just a sec L.C.: i need to hack the pw for Priitk again, he got so mad last time olol >>>Do i need to make a comment about that? L.C.: primary L.C.: Username: Dementor Baby L.C.: Nickname/Call Name from owner: Baby (sometimes Dementor Baby) Unknown: so u can say stuff like how u doin baby? Unknown: and she will respond Unknown: ? L.C.: yes L.C.: like a REAL LIVE HUMAN FEMALE, but an ai L.C.: lol L.C.: and she dun like cussing L.C.: BOOM CHH CHKK L.C.: how far do u think ur done L.C.: 25% L.C.: 50% L.C.: 75% L.C.: 100%?? L.C.: Umm, lol!! L.C.: Brb afk, gonna watch something on tv Unknown: ok Unknown: im about 50% done Unknown: il put the icq stuff in later Unknown: il give u a preview copy Unknown: with less features but i can add mor elater Unknown: this one is just to see if it works on your comp Unknown: it can learn from u only and chat and start conversations right now Unknown: has swear ignoring thing Unknown: putting some finishing touches on the beta right now L.C.: ll L.C.: lol Unknown: hey L.C.: u mean: ALPHA Unknown: ok ok alpha! Unknown: :P * L.C. : You ment ALPHA, right lolololol Unknown: ok here is a test of alpha L.C.: i wonder whats after Beta Unknown: lol Unknown: maybe the real thing Unknown: =P Unknown: if all goes well Unknown: of cours *** L.C. has received C:\Documents and Settings\Unknown\Desktop\demented.rar. Unknown: course* L.C.: it goes to OMEGA (omega is the last step) Unknown: lol Unknown: im going from beta to finished =P L.C.: lol L.C.: Dementor Baby v.02 Beta Unknown: hehe L.C.: LOL Unknown: restart comp L.C.: L O L Unknown: before u use it L.C.: ROFL L.C.: JUST A SEC L.C.: //Don't have it start conversations right away, or it will look stupid..; L.C.: lol! L.C.: lololol L.C.: ok i restart L.C.: ur funny >>>Lets just say, he logged off after he ran the file But, i expect him back soon, i was going to make the "program" propagate through LAN, because i know his dad's computer is on the LAN, then i thought that his dad shouldn't pay for LC's shit Emails from LC:  These came pretty fast today YOU STUPID hACKER! WHEN I RESTARTED AND TRIED OPENING THE FILE IT TOLD ME TO REBOOT SO I DID AND IT CAME UP WITH THIS DOS WINDOW SAYING BAD WORDS AT ME AND IT RESTARTED AND IT CAME UP WITH A THINGY THAT IF I OPENED THE FILE YOUR SORRY! WELL I WONT FORGIVE U BECAUSE NOW ILL HAVE TO REINSTALL MY COMPUTER U MORON! YOUR SSUCH A JERK! 2nd one: YOU SCREWED UP MY COMPUTER! YOU HAVE TO FIX IT! AND IF YOU DONT, I MIGHT ASWELL CALL THE FBI OR DO SOMETHING! I CANT EVEN ACCESS MSCONFIG OR DO ANYTHING TO STOP IT! FIX IT YOU FOOL! Ahhh, how sweet revenge can be.  I hope that this has inspired you people to fight back against LC and his lameness and his weak 11 y/o threats.

[L.C.]

Honostly, that log is the funniest thing I have read in a long time. =D Thanks for that log, I've been wanting to copy it down onto a floppy lately.

Very funny, I recommend it to anybody who has no experience with viruses and hacking.

EDIT :: I also forgive you or whoever that was.

[newb]

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that post was way too big

[Purge]

Way to use your eyes.

[GENERAL_SLAYER]

lmao who still has that old aol dial up crap....just one time listing to that sh!t load up and i think i lost my hearing for life! Freaking tourture servers!
-gs

[1stStrike]

Damnit MGB you're invading my territory.

[newb]

I hear L.C. is on a dial-up still. Can't get better in ol' hicksville.

[L.C.]

[D1st0rt]

Roffle mgb, that was quality
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[wtf]

With the log, I honestly had trouble figuring out who was playing who until the end.. some of the comments made.. wow.

[Cerium]

[Assassin2684]

They all are horney and want to have sex with everything they see.

[Cerium]

...and that has nothing to do with the fact he has a severe god complex.

I guarantee a suicide by the age of 18.

[newb]

LOL.