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 Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 10:17 pm Post maybe stupid Post subject: Funny joke.. |
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Heres a joke about windows and bill gates 
When Bill Gates died, he went up to Heaven, where Saint Peter showed him to his house; a beautiful 20 room house, with grounds and a tennis court. Bill Gates was pleased, and spent many months enjoying the amenities of Heaven.
One day, he was enjoying one of Heaven's many fine parks, when he ran into a man dressed in a fine tailored suit.
"That is a nice suit, my friend," said Gates. "Where did you get it?"
"Actually," the man replied, "I was given a hundred of these when I got here. I've been treated really well. I got a mansion on a hill overlooking a beautiful hill, with a huge five-hundred acre estate, a golf course, and three Rolls Royces."
"Were you a Pope, or a doctor healing the sick?" asked Gates.
"No," said his new friend, "Actually, I was the captain of the Titanic."
Hearing this made Gates so angry that he immediately stalked off to find St. Peter.
Cornering Peter, he told him about the man he had just met,saying,
"How could you give me a paltry new house, while you're showering new cars, a mansion, and fine suits on the Captain of the Titanic? I invented the Windows operating system! Why does he deserve better??!!!!"
"Yes, but we use Windows," replied Peter, "and the Titanic only crashed once."
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Dr Brain
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| Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 10:47 pm Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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Stupid. The punchline was telegraphed soon as you said Bill Gates.
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D1st0rt
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| Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 10:53 pm Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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so change it to "Undisclosed Microsoft Owner"
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Cyan~Fire
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| Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2005 5:29 pm Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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| d1s wrote: | | "Undisclosed Microsoft Owner" |
That's funnier.
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| Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2005 11:22 pm Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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| I liked it. |
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