Trash Talk - Linux Poem for English BDwinsAlt - Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:28 pm Post subject: Linux Poem for English
I had to do a love poem for English. I don't like all that mushy poetry stuff so I did one on Linux. Laugh all you want, I'm gonna get an A.
Linux
You are best OS of all time.
You don't even cost a dime.
You're great for security and servers, it's true.
The world would be different without you.
You recognize my devices with a USB cord.
Your presence rocks my motherboard.
Your package manager is something I like.
It's something you never forget, like riding a bike.
You are superior to all others, Mac OS X too.
I feel so happy because I found you.
-Brad Davis (BDwinsAlt)
Chambahs - Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:45 pm Post subject:
I hope you get an F for posting this here. And writing that poem.
PS: You are gonna fail.
BDwinsAlt - Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:00 pm Post subject:
Windows user...
Muskrat - Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:48 pm Post subject:
You might want to actually think about your meter if you want to write a good poem.
Cyan~Fire - Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:51 pm Post subject:
That poem made me cry.
And not tears of joy.
K' - Thu Feb 15, 2007 3:49 am Post subject:
Ignore Topic +1
BDwinsAlt - Thu Feb 15, 2007 8:13 am Post subject:
Bleh forget you then. SamHughes - Thu Feb 15, 2007 7:38 pm Post subject: Re: Linux Poem for English
Linux
Of all time, you are not the OS that is prime.
You cost quite a bit of my time.
Your background and windows are not colored lime,
And downloading you with Bittorrent is not a crime.
Always just quite almost about ready to take over the desktop,
You are good at not getting viruses written for Windows.
The world would be different without the poopsmith;
Thank God he doesn't use Lindows.
You recognize my USB devices just right,
Just like any other OS that I like.
Your network of dependencies is something I fight;
Which I always regret, like riding a bike into a box of spike.
Boxes of lag are bad too;
So are boxes of warp and boxes of engine shutdown.
O Linux, why are you not the best OS of all time?
Right now you are perfect, but someday you'll be prime.
Then you'll be cubic, and then you'll be square.
And I'll be withered and not give a care.
Then when seen in hexidecimal, you'll be a letter.
And I'll realize why you are not the best OS of all time: The next version will be better.
Agurus - Thu Feb 15, 2007 9:03 pm Post subject:
Linux
You are best OS of all time.
But Vista can pwn your ass anytime.
Animate Dreams - Thu Feb 15, 2007 9:35 pm Post subject:
No, no, no. You guys are doing this all wrong. Check this out, I found it on the Linux User's Guide:
better !pout ! cry
better watchout
lpr why
santa claus <north pole >town
cat /etc/passwd >list
ncheck list
ncheck list
cat list | grep naughty >nogiftlist
cat list | grep nice >giftlist
santa claus <northpole > town
who | grep sleeping
who | grep awake
who | egrep 'bad|good'
for (goodness sake)
{
be good
}
hellzlaker - Thu Feb 15, 2007 9:46 pm Post subject:
ok, awsome poem you beter get A+ on it (im windows user but poem was awsome)
as fore a love poem you could use this:
I'm in bussiness for jacking!
gotta handfull of jizz, better grab a towell!
cuz I make it jizz, make it jizz, make it jizz on a floor!
EDIT: K' is a fucking dick
Cyan~Fire - Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:26 am Post subject:
I love it, Sam.
