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GENERAL_SLAYER - Sun Apr 24, 2005 2:54 pm
Post subject: ....sigh....cant find or get hosted

ive been woking on my zone for a while now...without a host its not that easy and i have most of it done...ive beening looking into getting hostied for a while...as i have seen other topics....servers dont ask me i have to ask them....and that isnt rele working because most servers dont host dev. zone that often anymore cuz its a waste of time to them.... so all iam looking for now is a person that will just serve it so i can show a good server what iam cappialbe of....i have most staff,map,and settings done...all i rele need now is a server if anyone will help me,... plz do!
i have a great idea that will be the best there is too. but thats what they all say...intill u see mine u can go with that....ill get screenshots of map from ssme and some lvz i might use in a few days ill set that up
intill then hook me up with tips and info plz
-gs

D1st0rt - Sun Apr 24, 2005 5:07 pm
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So why didn't you just wait until you had screenshots instead of saying "I'll get screenshots"? Also, have you emailed EVERY zone host?

One final thing, how are people supposed to take you seriously when they can barely understand what you're saying?

Muskrat - Sun Apr 24, 2005 5:26 pm
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And you are kinda depressing.

Ask purge if he will host you.

Purge - Sun Apr 24, 2005 5:34 pm
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He did apply for SSRD hosting, but I was full since then, and even now.

GENERAL_SLAYER - Wed Apr 27, 2005 5:03 pm
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i dont know many hosts dude

Edify - Wed Apr 27, 2005 5:40 pm
Post subject: Re: ....sigh....cant find or get hosted

GENERAL_SLAYER wrote:

I've been working on my zone for a while now. Without a host it's not that easy and i have most of it done already. I've been looking into getting hosted for a while, as i have seen other topics. However, servers dont ask me; I have to ask them and that isnt really working because most servers dont host development zones. It's a waste of time to them or something. So all I am looking for now is a person that will just host it so i can show a good server what I am capable of. I have most of the staff, map, and settings done. All i really need now is a server if anyone will help me... plz do!

FIXED for reading.

SamHughes - Wed Apr 27, 2005 9:45 pm
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Edify wrote:

[..]

FIXED for reading.

Your translation is incorrect. Here is the correct translation, output given by Systran's Noobonics translation utility.

GENERAL_SLAYER wrote:

"I have the attitude of a barely-pubescent teenager."

GENERAL_SLAYER wrote:

ive been woking on my zone for a while now...

"I can't think of anything meaningful to write yet, so I'll stall for time by crapflooding."

GENERAL_SLAYER wrote:

without a host its not that easy and i have most of it done...

"I am not done yet."

GENERAL_SLAYER wrote:

ive beening looking into getting hostied for a while...

"Ivy beaning is an excellent sport, if you have the right kind of ivy and a good aptitude for painful beaning."

(I'm not sure, but the translation software might have gotten lost on this sentence.)

GENERAL_SLAYER wrote:

as i have seen other topics....servers dont ask me i have to ask them....

"Because i have seen other topics, servers won't ask me! Darn! I knew I shouldn't have looked at all those topics; then servers would be asking me. Never mind that 'server' is a name for the technology, not the person running the technology."

GENERAL_SLAYER wrote:

and that isnt rele working because most servers dont host dev. zone that often anymore cuz its a waste of time to them....

"My efforts were in vain because I am a waste of time to the people whose time I have been wasting."

GENERAL_SLAYER wrote:

so all iam looking for now is a person that will just serve it so i can show a good server what iam cappialbe of....

"Your server sucks; I'm going to jump ship if the zone ever gets popular."

GENERAL_SLAYER wrote:

i have most staff,map,and settings done...all i rele need now is a server if anyone will help me,... plz do!

"I'm not done yet so host me."

GENERAL_SLAYER wrote:

i have a great idea that will be the best there is too.

"I have a great idea that is not currently the best idea, but in a short amount of time, it will magically transmute itself into the best idea that exists."

GENERAL_SLAYER wrote:

but thats what they all say...

"There is a cult of people known simply as the 'They,' who like to say things, so that others may reference those sayings as what 'They' say."

GENERAL_SLAYER wrote:

intill u see mine u can go with that....ill get screenshots of map from ssme and some lvz i might use in a few days ill set that up
intill then hook me up with tips and info plz

"After 'beening,' repetitive use of ellipses, and 'rele,' I've decided to go the whole nine yards and deliberately misspell 'until' as 'intill' twice, just because I don't think the reader is worthy of anything better. I talk about results that have not been given yet and I am incapable of installing subgame on my computer to allow for a nice screenshot with stars in the background. Also, I don't like to differentiate between the concepts of 'lvz' and 'bitmap images.'"

GENERAL_SLAYER wrote:

-gs

"(Signed) Generally Stupid"

Well, that's what the translation software told me this all means. At any rate, it makes a whole lot more sense than the original post.

D1st0rt - Thu Apr 28, 2005 7:46 pm
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I had to do that on SSForum once, but I got too lazy to do it again after that:

GS wrote:

you should get xperince frist man...then go from there....like start applying at dev. zone to teach urself and ask questions so u can learn as fast as possalbe zones are not easy at all to make esspially if its a good zone...

D1st0rt wrote:

You should get experience first man, and then go from there. For example, start applying for work at dev zones to gain a better understanding. Also, ask questions to speed up the learning process. Zones are not easy to make, and good zones are ridiculously difficult and tedious.

Anonymous - Thu Apr 28, 2005 10:58 pm
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you can ask cyan, hes a good hoster, but he may not like your speeling

Purge - Thu Apr 28, 2005 11:31 pm
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Chambahs wrote:

you can ask cyan, hes a good hoster, but he may not like your speeling

May not like yours, either.

GENERAL_SLAYER - Sat Apr 30, 2005 12:01 am
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dose spelling even count?

Purge - Sat Apr 30, 2005 9:50 am
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No, it's just a good way to get a host.

Anonymous - Sat Apr 30, 2005 2:17 pm
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purge, it was a joke

Edify - Sun May 01, 2005 10:28 am
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Chambahs wrote:

purge, it was a joke

it was an unsuccessful joke grenade.

u get Edify's stamp of FAILURE.

newb - Mon May 02, 2005 6:56 am
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FAILURE