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hellzlaker
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 Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 1:53 pm Post maybe stupid Post subject: my key board doesnt work and my mouse doesnt work prank |
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this is my last one im bored so here you go
My keyboard doesnt work!
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1:11:03 PM System System
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1:11:03 PM System System
Connected with CSS_Shantesha_467741
1:11:14 PM Customer bill gates
ey shany
1:11:43 PM Agent CSS_Shantesha_467741
Thank you for patiently waiting. You have reached Dell Hardware Warranty Chat Support. My name is Shantesha and I will be assisting you today. In order for me to help you, can you provide details about the issue you?re having?
1:12:03 PM Customer bill gates
my keyboard doesn't work
1:12:18 PM Agent CSS_Shantesha_467741
Hi Bill ! How are you doing today ?
1:12:25 PM Customer bill gates
not so goot
1:12:27 PM Customer bill gates
good
1:12:36 PM Customer bill gates
my keyboard doesn't work
1:12:53 PM Agent CSS_Shantesha_467741
I understand you need assistance with your keyboard Bill , and I will be more then happy to assist you today !
1:13:25 PM Customer bill gates
well tap me a big one, how do i fix it
1:14:14 PM Agent CSS_Shantesha_467741
Bill , would you mind if I could have the contact number to reach you if the chat disconnects or drops due to internet issues. If so, then please give me the contact information and a suitable time for me to call back if the issue is not resolved. Thanks alot for being patient.
1:15:15 PM Customer bill gates
ok
1:15:18 PM Customer bill gates
my number is
1:15:37 PM Customer bill gates
347 888 18001
1:16:34 PM Agent CSS_Shantesha_467741
Thank you. I see we?re working on your keyboard today; have you chatted with Dell about this previously?
1:16:42 PM Customer bill gates
no
1:16:48 PM Customer bill gates
im like a virgin at this
1:17:39 PM Agent CSS_Shantesha_467741
Are you chatting about the DIM XPS
listed on your account?
1:17:54 PM Customer bill gates
ye
1:19:09 PM Agent CSS_Shantesha_467741
What problems are you having with the keyboard ?
1:19:19 PM Customer bill gates
buttons dont work
1:20:44 PM Agent CSS_Shantesha_467741
I am sorry the warranty on this system ended on 2003-08-08 .
1:21:04 PM Agent CSS_Shantesha_467741
You will have to contact sales at 1-800-915-3355 or Spare Parts 800-372-3355
1:21:04 PM Agent CSS_Shantesha_467741
.
1:21:10 PM Customer bill gates
no
1:21:20 PM Customer bill gates
but you must help me
1:21:37 PM Customer bill gates
where can i get a brand new waranty?
1:21:54 PM Agent CSS_Shantesha_467741
Sales .
1:22:13 PM Customer bill gates
can i talk to the supervisor on the floor
1:22:33 PM Customer bill gates
prefferably SUP_AMIT
1:22:54 PM Agent CSS_Shantesha_467741
About your warranty ?
1:23:08 PM Customer bill gates
no
1:23:13 PM Customer bill gates
about you
1:23:59 PM Agent CSS_Shantesha_467741
Bill, I understand your frustration. I will contact my supervisor now and momentarily they will be joining in our efforts to resolve this issue. While we?re waiting, if you give me an opportunity, I feel as though we can work through some steps that will make progress as well.
1:24:13 PM Customer bill gates
ok
1:25:19 PM Agent CSS_Shantesha_467741
Bill may I have the service code number on this system ?
1:25:57 PM Customer bill gates
1270001
1:26:59 PM Agent CSS_Shantesha_467741
The express service code would be listed by the service tag number .
1:27:18 PM Customer bill gates
hm give me a second
1:27:32 PM Customer bill gates
anyway where is the supervisor
1:27:38 PM Customer bill gates
we seem to go of topic
1:28:09 PM Agent CSS_Shantesha_467741
Sure , take your time !
1:28:49 PM Customer bill gates
k
1:28:52 PM Customer bill gates
i will
1:29:39 PM Agent CSS_Shantesha_467741
=)
1:29:52 PM Customer bill gates
i dont apreciate sarcasm
1:29:57 PM Customer bill gates
and i dont think =)
1:30:02 PM Customer bill gates
is proffesional
1:31:13 PM Customer bill gates
WHERE IS THE SUPERVISOR
1:31:19 PM Agent CSS_Shantesha_467741
Sorry .
1:31:37 PM Agent CSS_Shantesha_467741
Bill, I understand your frustration. I will contact my supervisor now and momentarily they will be joining in our efforts to resolve this issue. While we?re waiting, if you give me an opportunity, I feel as though we can work through some steps that will make progress as well.
1:31:56 PM Customer bill gates
DID I ASK YOU TO SAY SORRY I CLEARLY SAID I WANA TALK TO SUPERVISOR I DONT WANA HEAR NO SORRY
1:32:01 PM Customer bill gates
SORRY IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH
1:33:52 PM Customer bill gates
ME SPEAK TO SUPERVISOR NOW!!
1:34:19 PM Agent CSS_Shantesha_467741
My supervisor is about to join in now .
1:34:29 PM System System
You are now being connected to an agent. Thank you for using Dell Chat
1:34:44 PM Agent CSS_Eric _465170
Hi, Bill. How can I assist you?
1:35:58 PM Customer bill gates
YE
1:36:03 PM Customer bill gates
well
1:36:10 PM Customer bill gates
CSS_Shantesha_467741
1:36:15 PM Customer bill gates
called me a bitch
1:37:59 PM Agent CSS_Eric _465170
Bill I have read over the chat and she has not said anything like that. She has been very nice to you. Bill we are going to disconnect the chat.
1:39:04 PM Agent CSS_Eric _465170
What would you like help with?
1:40:01 PM Customer bill gates
she definatly did
1:43:14 PM Agent CSS_Eric _465170
Sorry, Bill she did not say anything like that. Is there anything else we can do for you before the chat ends?
1:44:40 PM Customer bill gates
ok
1:45:25 PM Agent CSS_Eric _465170
Also, Bill I see that you are using one of the same IP address as someone that has been doing prank chats today. I would have hate to have to notify the authorities about the harrassment that has been coming from this Ip address.
1:46:55 PM Customer bill gates
u joshin
1:46:56 PM Customer bill gates
my
1:47:04 PM Customer bill gates
cookin my gritz
1:47:24 PM Customer bill gates
oh my
1:47:26 PM Customer bill gates
i fixed it
1:47:29 PM Customer bill gates
dam
1:47:31 PM Customer bill gates
later
1:47:34 PM Agent CSS_Eric _465170
Well I hope you have a good day.
1:47:35 PM Customer bill gates
my keyboard works
1:47:40 PM Customer bill gates
i love babe
1:47:41 PM System System
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my mouse doesnt work | Quote: | 12:37:10 PM System System
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12:37:10 PM System System
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12:37:15 PM Agent CSS_TIFFANY_109511
Thank you for contacting Dell's hardware support my name is Tiffany, How can I gladly assist you today?
12:37:19 PM Customer Beeg Wang
hi tiff
12:37:31 PM Customer Beeg Wang
my mouse doesnt work
12:38:15 PM Agent CSS_TIFFANY_109511
Beeg, I understand the issues that you're having with your mouse and I am very sorry you're experiencing this problem, but I'll do everything I can to resolve it for you today.
12:38:31 PM Agent CSS_TIFFANY_109511
To ensure we are chatting about the correct system are you chatting about the DIM XPS Z?
12:38:34 PM Customer Beeg Wang
well move it then
12:38:44 PM Customer Beeg Wang
ya
12:38:48 PM Customer Beeg Wang
xps
12:38:54 PM Agent CSS_TIFFANY_109511
Can I have the contact number to reach you if the chat disconnects or drops due to Internet issues?
12:39:35 PM Customer Beeg Wang
123-456-7890
12:40:26 PM Customer Beeg Wang
tiff
12:40:40 PM Customer Beeg Wang
move it babe
12:40:42 PM Agent CSS_TIFFANY_109511
Beeg have you chatted with Dell regarding your mouse issue before?
12:40:51 PM Customer Beeg Wang
never
12:40:54 PM Customer Beeg Wang
first time
12:40:57 PM Customer Beeg Wang
altho
12:41:07 PM Customer Beeg Wang
my mouse dissapeared before
12:41:44 PM Agent CSS_TIFFANY_109511
What is the problem with the mouse and have you swapped with a known good mouse?
12:41:50 PM Customer Beeg Wang
yes
12:41:53 PM Customer Beeg Wang
i got the
12:42:17 PM Customer Beeg Wang
ALX 300 Laser 3rd Genoration mouse with a joystick
12:42:36 PM Customer Beeg Wang
now why are we going off topic?
12:43:00 PM Customer Beeg Wang
i said you move you fat donkey and get my mouse back
12:43:24 PM Customer Beeg Wang
tiff
12:43:26 PM Customer Beeg Wang
GTFO
12:43:39 PM Customer Beeg Wang
i wana speak to the supervisor on the floor
12:43:59 PM Agent CSS_TIFFANY_109511
Beeg let's keep it professional.
12:44:09 PM Customer Beeg Wang
excuse me
12:44:15 PM Customer Beeg Wang
i own
12:44:29 PM Customer Beeg Wang
Mr Wangs Rice balls
12:44:51 PM Customer Beeg Wang
no
12:44:59 PM Customer Beeg Wang
you keep it proffesional you noob
12:45:06 PM Customer Beeg Wang
get me my mouse back
12:45:23 PM Agent CSS_TIFFANY_109511
When did the issue start?
12:45:35 PM Customer Beeg Wang
2001
12:46:59 PM Agent CSS_TIFFANY_109511
And a known good mouse works fine, correct?
12:47:11 PM Customer Beeg Wang
GTFO
12:47:48 PM Customer Beeg Wang
i wana speak to the supervisor
12:48:14 PM Agent CSS_TIFFANY_109511
One moment!
12:48:20 PM Customer Beeg Wang
about time
12:50:09 PM Customer Beeg Wang
Im going to write a bad report on you
12:50:23 PM Customer Beeg Wang
you treat Big Wang like shit
12:51:29 PM System System
You are now being connected to an agent. Thank you for using Dell Chat
12:53:44 PM Agent CSS_Eric _465170
First Beeg, this is a professional line if you want to recieve help call people names and using profanity is not going to get you any help. Also if you are playing on this chat line I would like you to know that we have your Ip address and it is being traced.
12:54:04 PM Customer Beeg Wang
ye ye
12:54:18 PM Customer Beeg Wang
my ip is 127.0.0.1
12:54:22 PM Agent CSS_Eric _465170
But if you would like to get your issue resolve we will be glad to help you.
12:54:46 PM Customer Beeg Wang
you should add 127.0.0.1 to your ban list
12:54:54 PM Customer Beeg Wang
now
12:55:07 PM Agent CSS_Eric _465170
This is your Ip address 67.81.17.112.
12:55:16 PM Customer Beeg Wang
no its not
12:55:25 PM Customer Beeg Wang
its 127.0.0.1
12:55:42 PM Agent CSS_Eric _465170
You are also using the browser Mozilla 5.0
12:56:06 PM Customer Beeg Wang
oh my we got a 1337 Pr0 h4x0R here
12:56:30 PM Customer Beeg Wang
now let me tell you what ur using
12:56:30 PM Customer Beeg Wang
hm
12:56:47 PM Customer Beeg Wang
ur using NetAgent 2.6
12:56:53 PM Customer Beeg Wang
a dell computer
12:56:56 PM Customer Beeg Wang
KAZAAM
12:56:58 PM Customer Beeg Wang
!!
12:57:12 PM Agent CSS_Eric _465170
Beeg since you do not want any help we will disconnect the chat or Would you like for us to help you?
12:57:16 PM Customer Beeg Wang
yes
12:57:20 PM Customer Beeg Wang
suck my dick
12:57:29 PM System System
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| Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 3:18 pm Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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| lolol, the first one was too long, but I read this one. I love things like 'notify the authorities'. I mean, what are they gonna do? Call the police "dude this guy was pickin on me on internet"? |
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hellzlaker
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Popping men in the ass since Oct 2005
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| Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 5:33 pm Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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| i know lol i cant even get in trouble since u dont need to sign up and accept terms or anything, its like a crappy chatroom.. |
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Samapico
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call the authorities... rofl.. they could just block your IP 
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