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newb Turds are yummy

Age:33 Gender: Joined: Mar 15 2005 Posts: 1267 Location: England Offline
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Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:22 pm Post maybe stupid Post subject: The lowly, narrow-minded and impotent Quan speaks! |
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Hahaha, bigshot3754 received an e-mail from him finally.
Short story:
We banned him from DBZ a long time ago for being an uncontrolable idiot. He gets angry, we laugh, he leaves. But now this!
ssdbz.net/forum: bigshot3754 wrote: |
I was going thro my spam filter to see if it caught any replies to the job applications i've been sending out lately. I found a few bounced and a reply
But something put a smile on my face. Quan sent me an email yesterday
He basically talks about revenge and how I've manage to keep him out temporarily.
I dunno what hes talking about since he hasn't been in the zone for months lol. I guess temporary is a subjective word, like how "Greg" can mean faggot that pretends to be straight at his catholic school so the other kids don't beat him up.
I like exploring the meaning of words too. Like "Nano" is an obviously reference to his equipment's size. And i'm not talking about his computer here folks, tho its a piece of shit as well and is the only thing faster than his dick that hes ever had his hands on.
The subject of his email said "Post this on your forum". So I guess he should be kneeling down and sucking... my... big... fat.... toe (the first one). Thanking me like I had retrieved the stolen Nintendo DS and shoes he lost in a mugging a while back.
Some kid came up to him and asked for his stuff or he'd beat him up. So he gave it all. He started taking off his pants even tho he wasn't asked for them, the mugger began running away, and I'm sure it wasn't just to get away from the scene of the crime.
He told me he offered him an alternative to giving his stuff after he started handing it over. It involves two hands, a tounge and 4 bottles of mouthwash afterwards.
His email babbles on about "revenge being profitable". You all know me now, revenge is past time that rivals computer games. But when you can't get arround a simple ban or make good on any claims to exact revenge, you're just a bigger Greg unfortunately.
I know his school and their contact, if anything does happen (most likely an Act of God) I'll be sure to call them and tell them something really good that'll have him kicked out or the police involved at the most.
Revenge is profitable, unless you're a fatty.
Quans email wrote: |
A wise man once said:
"Revenge is profitable."
Then again.. Many other wise men said something opposite in comparison to the above statement.
"By taking revenge, a man is but even with his enemy; but in passing over it, he is superior."
"Revenge is always the weak pleasure of a little and narrow mind."
And..
"Those who plot the destruction of others often perish in the attempt."
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My friend, you have succeeded in getting rid of me temporarily. I believe in the first quote. "Why," you ask? Well, I like the warm feeling inside that I get when I get revenge on someone that I know has done wrong by me. Maybe, yet again, I'm giving out too much information. I'll end on this -
Be prepared.
Sincerely,
Nano
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Oh man I can go on dissing him until I'm dead.
Here, I'll try right now hahaha
If you thought him being annoying was his worst quality, you're in for some information that will leave you saying "I knew it!".
Hes fat.
Wait sorry, I'm really sorry. I was wrong to say that. Hes morbidly obeese. No, I didn't spell that wrong, hes so fat it deserves an extra E.
This is the sort of fat that gets featured in National Geographic and is talked about on the History Channel in future years. The very fact that he can lift himself up deserves a McFlurry icecream. When he trots his way to school his thighs rub against each other with so much friction between the fabric that the heat could cook a cheese-filled cow. Not his mother, a real cow, geez.
That of course is assuming hes not wearing shorts that make Pam Anderson jealous of the jiggle he can produce with just his ankle.
Done for now. If anyone can msg him, tell him that I did what he asked. |
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Bak ?ls -s 0 in

Age:26 Gender: Joined: Jun 11 2004 Posts: 1826 Location: USA Offline
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Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:47 pm Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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I want my three minutes back for reading that. |
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Muskrat Server Help Squatter

Age:38 Joined: Aug 24 2004 Posts: 829 Location: Swamp Offline
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Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 8:17 pm Post maybe stupid Post subject: Re: The lowly, narrow-minded and impotent Quan speaks! |
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newb's quote of big's quote of quan's email wrote: | Tired of spam? | Yes! |
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Cerium Server Help Squatter

Age:43 Gender: Joined: Mar 05 2005 Posts: 807 Location: I will stab you. Offline
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Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 10:36 pm Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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That cant possibly be quan -- the email is formatted too well and contains almost flawless grammar, which is very much unlike him.
Though, it tends not to matter much, the surrounding post that the email is part of is unfunny in itself and feeds to much into the very person they are attempting to insult.
I think, if anything, youve done him a favor by talking about him so much.
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Quan Chi2 Member of "Sexy Teenagers that Code" Group

Age:34 Gender: Joined: Mar 25 2005 Posts: 860 Location: NYC Offline
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 3:55 pm Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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Cerium wrote: | That cant possibly be quan -- the email is formatted too well and contains almost flawless grammar, which is very much unlike him.
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I resent that statement!
But, on the other hand, you're right. That isn't me. If it was, I'd put something like -
I HATE YOU YOU FRIGGING RETARD! GO WRITE UP A PROGRAM OR SOMETHING AND F*** YOURSELF WITH IT! IM GOING TO HACK YOU! RAWR! RAWR!
-Quan
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But thats just me..
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 6:16 pm Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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oh its him alright
he even signs it off with "Nano". a name he told me that he uses a while back.
and i don't really think i'm boosting him at all, he sends me things every now and then threatening to blow up the world or hack a potato. this is the only time i've posted it :/ |
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Quan Chi2 Member of "Sexy Teenagers that Code" Group

Age:34 Gender: Joined: Mar 25 2005 Posts: 860 Location: NYC Offline
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 6:18 pm Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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You're not making sense. I've told almost everyone that my old IRC name is nano. Whoever it is, good job. Now you've pissed a couple of people off. My anger lasted two seconds. Feel free to piss the other guy off. But don't use my name to do it. |
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newb Turds are yummy

Age:33 Gender: Joined: Mar 15 2005 Posts: 1267 Location: England Offline
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Sercit 99.5% Optimistic

Age:41 Gender: Joined: Sep 12 2003 Posts: 352 Offline
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 7:45 pm Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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You know I have posted some really pointless shit, I mean I've had some real whoppers! But dude... Seriously, what the fuck? Why do you even care what this kid says? Its imbicile to perpetuate the asshattery of this kid's antics, let alone to stoop to his level and post his email like a fucking moron. |
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Quan Chi2 Member of "Sexy Teenagers that Code" Group

Age:34 Gender: Joined: Mar 25 2005 Posts: 860 Location: NYC Offline
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 7:50 pm Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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Thank you so much for saying that. |
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newb Turds are yummy

Age:33 Gender: Joined: Mar 15 2005 Posts: 1267 Location: England Offline
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 8:31 pm Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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Sercit wrote: | You know I have posted some really pointless shit, I mean I've had some real whoppers! But dude... Seriously, what the fuck? Why do you even care what this kid says? Its imbicile to perpetuate the asshattery of this kid's antics, let alone to stoop to his level and post his email like a fucking moron. |
Good for you; Just bear in mind this is Trash Talk and almost anything goes. |
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Sercit 99.5% Optimistic

Age:41 Gender: Joined: Sep 12 2003 Posts: 352 Offline
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:19 pm Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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Yeah, trash talk. Trash talk requires a small token of wit and charm. This, this is just drudging up garbage to drudge up garbage. All I got from that post is as follows:
Sercit's Interpretation of Newb's post wrote: | "Hey! Look at me! There is a kid who was a douche, he had to have been a major douche to get banned from our lame ass supership zone - We pwn j00 n3wbz thar lyk mad, y0!1 - and he sent us a email and we lawl'd!1 Now let uz post hiz email so u can spam him 4 being wetardez. lawlawlawlawl.. Oh letz not forget tah mock faggotz lyk it is a bad thing cauze we are rednekz who are afraid of homosexuals cause those thoughts bring up feelings of sheer confusion in uz taht we dun lyk. ):" |
God damn, I have seen crying toddlers make more sense. -.- |
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wEaViL Don't make me turn this forum around!

Age:45 Gender: Joined: Feb 17 2003 Posts: 829 Location: nc usa Offline
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:26 pm Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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Wow, you kids have nothing better to do with your time? So bigshot, did talking crap like a little kiddy make you feel better? Its pretty lame IMO. I've wasted enough time reading this crap and your jokes were the lamest ever. Whatever, get a life... |
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Sercit 99.5% Optimistic

Age:41 Gender: Joined: Sep 12 2003 Posts: 352 Offline
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:32 pm Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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I just noticed he was 14. I guess he can be forgiven for acting like a kid. |
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Quan Chi2 Member of "Sexy Teenagers that Code" Group

Age:34 Gender: Joined: Mar 25 2005 Posts: 860 Location: NYC Offline
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:44 pm Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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Who, me? |
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newb Turds are yummy

Age:33 Gender: Joined: Mar 15 2005 Posts: 1267 Location: England Offline
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:52 pm Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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No, me. Yes, I'm 14... and Sercit, wtf are you doing here: You don't seem to post here reguarly in Trash Talk, or anywhere else for that matter.
I stand by what I said before: This is Trash Talk; Almost anything goes.
You do not need wit to post on a forum, stupid.
Furthermore,
I merely made a topic to read, so what? There's nothing you can do about it.
Trying to flame me is just as bad as me acting childish. There's more people than me who needs to grow up.
wEaViL, you're 26 years old now and yet you still play the game and refer to most people as kids? Shit man, quit the game already... |
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newb Turds are yummy

Age:33 Gender: Joined: Mar 15 2005 Posts: 1267 Location: England Offline
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:55 pm Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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Btw Sercit, what the hell did that quote say? I would've thought you grown up from this 1337 speak... but of course, being the most gifted intelligent man here, you are quite cool doing that!
Want a cookie? Gold sticker maybe? |
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Sercit 99.5% Optimistic

Age:41 Gender: Joined: Sep 12 2003 Posts: 352 Offline
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:33 pm Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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Kid if you're trying to "pwn" me, just give up there. I was playing Subspace when you where pissing your pants in preschool. I've seen many a would be "cool kid" post shit just like you posted in attempts to look like they're hardcore when all it does is show how stupid they really are. Now stop cursing before I tell your Mommy on you and get Wee lil'newb grounded.
I mean, for God's sake, you play in a supership zone. Supership... Yeah, thats some intrigueingly difficult game play there! Bet you run through a lot of keyboards because the ctrl is worn out as well.
Grow some hair on your balls, stop trying to be cool and play in a better zone. Get it; Got it, good. |
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Purge Episode I > Eposide III Jar-Jar is kool

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Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 12:44 am Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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Playing in better zones makes you cool?  |
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newb Turds are yummy

Age:33 Gender: Joined: Mar 15 2005 Posts: 1267 Location: England Offline
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Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 6:27 am Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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Sercit wrote: | Kid if you're trying to "pwn" me, just give up there. I was playing Subspace when you where pissing your pants in preschool. |
Oh, you are just like Ori/Grav... prides themselves on how they are much more higher and supreme than the rest of us because they have been playing for longer... and yet you say to me:
Sercit wrote: | Grow some hair on your balls, stop trying to be cool and play in a better zone. Get it; Got it, good. |
Rofl, looks like it's someone else who should be doing the growing up to.
Sercit wrote: | I've seen many a would be "cool kid" post shit just like you posted in attempts to look like they're hardcore when all it does is show how stupid they really are. |
How did I attempt to look hardcore when replying to you exactly?
Also, you didn't need to reply to the topic since you never hardly post here, and remember, you said I should grow up so stop replying to my "childish" posts then, dumbass.
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I mean, for God's sake, you play in a supership zone. Supership... Yeah, thats some intrigueingly difficult game play there! Bet you run through a lot of keyboards because the ctrl is worn out as well. |
Supership zone... I don't really give a flying fuck if you hate it or like it, it's your own opinion - But shit dude, why curse others for what they play? You are arguing from a pathetic point of view there... "Duh! All people who play Supership zones MUST make them stooopid duuuh". It's people like you and PoLiX that have a negative effect on the people within Subspace you know.
As long as there as Supership zones, people will still play in them, and the population within Subspace will stay up for a little longer - and that's all that matters.
If you quit Subspace or whatever, stop posting in relation to the game, don't refer to the game, and don't bother contacting people within the game.
Sercit wrote: |
Grow some hair on your balls, stop trying to be cool and play in a better zone. Get it; Got it, good. |
Maybe you could take your own advice sometime; Also, move out of your mothers basement, it's about time you got a better job than working in Burger King you know. |
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newb Turds are yummy

Age:33 Gender: Joined: Mar 15 2005 Posts: 1267 Location: England Offline
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Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 6:27 am Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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Purge+ wrote: | Playing in better zones makes you cool?  |
No, it doesn't. But that's just another saying from Sercit's version of the bible. |
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Sercit 99.5% Optimistic

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Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 7:42 am Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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Whatever kid. Unlike you I don't have to break down a post to save face in public, I could give less than two shits what people think about me. I'm done with this. Go ahead, play your kiddy games. |
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Cyan~Fire I'll count you!

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Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 10:48 am Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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Shut up, retards. _________________ This help is informational only. No representation is made or warranty given as to its content. User assumes all risk of use. Cyan~Fire assumes no responsibility for any loss or delay resulting from such use.
Wise men STILL seek Him. |
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Quan Chi2 Member of "Sexy Teenagers that Code" Group

Age:34 Gender: Joined: Mar 25 2005 Posts: 860 Location: NYC Offline
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Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 11:00 am Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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Um, Im glad no one thinks its me anymore.
Well put, Cyan.
Well put, Sercit. |
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Assassin2684 Server Help Squatter

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Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 11:43 am Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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This whole thread was just... wow... pathetic. |
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