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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:21 pm   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

Mr Ekted wrote:
It's one of the reasons we have 10MB apps that do almost nothing, and why our computers are 30x faster than 10 years ago but things run even slower.


Oh yeah, I remember back in the day on my 3.86 running Windows 3.1 playing Dark Moon and Wolfenstein 3D.

It ran fairly well. And today with my 1.6GHz things like Java take about 5-7s to load an application. A C program takes 1-2s to load.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:25 pm   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

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And you did what, Ekted? sa_tongue.gif

Donkano, you "knowing" C++ is why you couldn't solve your own problem in your thread about biller database entry removal?
You don't seem to know what "to know" means. icon_sad.gif
Being able to make a hello world program with a tutorial next to it does not really mean you know the language. icon_confused.gif


lol so true.. lol I couldnt have said it better myself LOL, hello world lol

Donkano, is this true?
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:25 pm   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

Oh, your so precise.
Do you have a special watch just to record the times it takes to load a program?
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:38 pm   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

Who are you speaking to, newb? I hope it isn't me..
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:39 pm   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

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lol so true.. lol I couldnt have said it better myself LOL, hello world lol

Donkano, is this true?


It is because I don't know how to decrypt it.

Also, hello world is easy.

#include <iostream.h>
int main()
{
cout << "Hello world!";
return 0;
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:41 pm   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

Who asked for you to write the hello world code for us? lol you must be proud that you memorized it so well... lol funny..
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:46 pm   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

Quan Chi2 wrote:
Who asked for you to write the hello world code for us? lol you must be proud that you memorized it so well... lol funny..


Are you retarded? I didn't memorize the code given, I memorized how to program PROPERLY you dumb ass. No point reading your messages in this topic any more, you're just turning it into a flame topic.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 4:40 pm   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

He didn't memorize it (or he memorized it wrong). The code he gave wouldn't compile.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 4:53 pm   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

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lol so true.. lol I couldnt have said it better myself LOL, hello world lol

over 25% of your words are "lol"

old iostreams are depricated; it would have compiled 5 years ago
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 6:43 pm   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

Don't you need a using namespace std even then?
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 7:09 pm   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

Mr Ekted wrote:
C allows you to do anything, no matter how stupid.


There are a number of things you can't do in C.


[Edit: never mind, I'm not even talking about what you're talking about; this has nothing to do with the conversation.]
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 7:38 pm   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

Donkano wrote:
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It is because I don't know how to decrypt it.

Also, hello world is easy.

#include <iostream.h>
int main()
{
cout << "Hello world!";
return 0;
}


I just wanted to fix your problem..

#include <iostream.h>
int main()
{
cout << "Hello world!" << endl;
return 0;
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 7:41 pm   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

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I just wanted to fix your problem..

#include <iostream.h>
int main()
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cout << "Hello world!" << endl;
return 0;


Ya whatever. Simple little error. besides, you have an error yourself.

You have no ending "}".
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 9:45 pm   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

that wouldn't stop it from compiling
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 10:57 pm   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

Ya really, thats not exactly needed.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:46 pm   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

Donkano wrote:
#include <iostream.h>


Including iostream adds 100k to your EXE, newb. icon_sad.gif
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:59 pm   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

Ekted, you should bring back Level 1 Knowledge and have some kind of certification
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 1:15 am   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

Haha! It would be wasted here.

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Obj WasteCPU (Obj o1)
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o2 = o1;

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:57 am   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 4:18 am   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

Hahaha! This thread is out of control!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 4:28 am   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

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Hahaha! This thread is out of control!!!!!!!!!!!!


Clam down..

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 8:36 am   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

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Including iostream adds 100k to your EXE, newb. icon_sad.gif


Ya, but isn't it required for that script, as it handles the cout comand?
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 8:46 am   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

Here is another example of the cout command as this is how my book shows it:

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   cout << "Hello, I am your computer talking." << endl;
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:40 am   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

Burn your book. There are no fewer than two errors in that piece of code.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:42 am   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

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