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[D1st0rt]

Haha look what I found! Not entirely true, but funny.

High School/Jr.High

Code: Show/Hide   10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"   20 END

First year in College

Code: Show/Hide   program Hello(input, output)     begin       writeln('Hello World')     end.

Senior year in College

Code: Show/Hide   (defun hello     (print       (cons 'Hello (list 'World))))

New professional

Code: Show/Hide   #include <stdio.h>   void main(void)   {     char *message[] = {"Hello ", "World"};     int i;     for(i = 0; i < 2; ++i)       printf("%s", message[i]);     printf("\n");   }

Seasoned professional

Code: Show/Hide   #include <iostream.h>   #include <string.h>   class string   {   private:     int size;     char *ptr;   string() : size(0), ptr(new char[1]) { ptr[0] = 0; }     string(const string &s) : size(s.size)     {       ptr = new char[size + 1];       strcpy(ptr, s.ptr);     }     ~string()     {       delete [] ptr;     }     friend ostream &operator <<(ostream &, const string &);     string &operator=(const char *);   };   ostream &operator<<(ostream &stream, const string &s)   {     return(stream << s.ptr);   }   string &string::operator=(const char *chrs)   {     if (this != &chrs)     {       delete [] ptr;      size = strlen(chrs);       ptr = new char[size + 1];       strcpy(ptr, chrs);     }     return(*this);   }   int main()   {     string str;     str = "Hello World";     cout << str << endl;     return(0);   }

Master Programmer

Code: Show/Hide   [   uuid(2573F8F4-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)   ]   library LHello   {       // bring in the master library       importlib("actimp.tlb");       importlib("actexp.tlb");       // bring in my interfaces       #include "pshlo.idl"       [       uuid(2573F8F5-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)       ]       cotype THello    {    interface IHello;    interface IPersistFile;    };   };   [   exe,   uuid(2573F890-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)   ]   module CHelloLib   {       // some code related header files       importheader(<windows.h>);       importheader(<ole2.h>);       importheader(<except.hxx>);       importheader("pshlo.h");       importheader("shlo.hxx");       importheader("mycls.hxx");       // needed typelibs       importlib("actimp.tlb");       importlib("actexp.tlb");       importlib("thlo.tlb");       [       uuid(2573F891-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820),       aggregatable       ]       coclass CHello    {    cotype THello;    };   };   #include "ipfix.hxx"   extern HANDLE hEvent;   class CHello : public CHelloBase   {   public:       IPFIX(CLSID_CHello);       CHello(IUnknown *pUnk);       ~CHello();       HRESULT  __stdcall PrintSz(LPWSTR pwszString);   private:       static int cObjRef;   };   #include <windows.h>   #include <ole2.h>   #include <stdio.h>   #include <stdlib.h>   #include "thlo.h"   #include "pshlo.h"   #include "shlo.hxx"   #include "mycls.hxx"   int CHello::cObjRef = 0;   CHello::CHello(IUnknown *pUnk) : CHelloBase(pUnk)   {       cObjRef++;       return;   }   HRESULT  __stdcall  CHello::PrintSz(LPWSTR pwszString)   {       printf("%ws ", pwszString);       return(ResultFromScode(S_OK));   }   CHello::~CHello(void)   {   // when the object count goes to zero, stop the server   cObjRef--;   if( cObjRef == 0 )       PulseEvent(hEvent);   return;   }   #include <windows.h>   #include <ole2.h>   #include "pshlo.h"   #include "shlo.hxx"   #include "mycls.hxx"   HANDLE hEvent;    int _cdecl main(   int argc,   char * argv[]   ) {   ULONG ulRef;   DWORD dwRegistration;   CHelloCF *pCF = new CHelloCF();   hEvent = CreateEvent(NULL, FALSE, FALSE, NULL);   // Initialize the OLE libraries   CoInitializeEx(NULL, COINIT_MULTITHREADED);   CoRegisterClassObject(CLSID_CHello, pCF, CLSCTX_LOCAL_SERVER,       REGCLS_MULTIPLEUSE, &dwRegistration);   // wait on an event to stop   WaitForSingleObject(hEvent, INFINITE);   // revoke and release the class object   CoRevokeClassObject(dwRegistration);   ulRef = pCF->Release();   // Tell OLE we are going away.   CoUninitialize();   return(0); }   extern CLSID CLSID_CHello;   extern UUID LIBID_CHelloLib;   CLSID CLSID_CHello = { /* 2573F891-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820 */       0x2573F891,       0xCFEE,       0x101A,       { 0x9A, 0x9F, 0x00, 0xAA, 0x00, 0x34, 0x28, 0x20 }   };   UUID LIBID_CHelloLib = { /* 2573F890-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820 */       0x2573F890,       0xCFEE,       0x101A,       { 0x9A, 0x9F, 0x00, 0xAA, 0x00, 0x34, 0x28, 0x20 }   };   #include <windows.h>   #include <ole2.h>   #include <stdlib.h>   #include <string.h>   #include <stdio.h>   #include "pshlo.h"   #include "shlo.hxx"   #include "clsid.h"   int _cdecl main(   int argc,   char * argv[]   ) {   HRESULT  hRslt;   IHello        *pHello;   ULONG  ulCnt;   IMoniker * pmk;   WCHAR  wcsT[_MAX_PATH];   WCHAR  wcsPath[2 * _MAX_PATH];   // get object path   wcsPath[0] = '\0';   wcsT[0] = '\0';   if( argc > 1) {       mbstowcs(wcsPath, argv[1], strlen(argv[1]) + 1);       wcsupr(wcsPath);       }   else {       fprintf(stderr, "Object path must be specified\n");       return(1);       }   // get print string   if(argc > 2)       mbstowcs(wcsT, argv[2], strlen(argv[2]) + 1);   else       wcscpy(wcsT, L"Hello World");   printf("Linking to object %ws\n", wcsPath);   printf("Text String %ws\n", wcsT);   // Initialize the OLE libraries   hRslt = CoInitializeEx(NULL, COINIT_MULTITHREADED);   if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt)) {       hRslt = CreateFileMoniker(wcsPath, &pmk);       if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt))    hRslt = BindMoniker(pmk, 0, IID_IHello, (void **)&pHello);       if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt)) {    // print a string out    pHello->PrintSz(wcsT);    Sleep(2000);    ulCnt = pHello->Release();    }       else    printf("Failure to connect, status: %lx", hRslt);       // Tell OLE we are going away.       CoUninitialize();       }   return(0);   }

Apprentice Hacker

Code: Show/Hide   #!/usr/local/bin/perl   $msg="Hello, world.\n";   if ($#ARGV >= 0) {     while(defined($arg=shift(@ARGV))) {       $outfilename = $arg;       open(FILE, ">" . $outfilename) || die "Can't write $arg: $!\n";       print (FILE $msg);       close(FILE) || die "Can't close $arg: $!\n";     }   } else {     print ($msg);   }   1;

Experienced Hacker

Code: Show/Hide   #include <stdio.h>   #define S "Hello, World\n"   main(){exit(printf(S) == strlen(S) ? 0 : 1);}

Seasoned Hacker

Code: Show/Hide   % cc -o a.out ~/src/misc/hw/hw.c   % a.out

Guru Hacker

Code: Show/Hide   % echo "Hello, world."

New Manager

Code: Show/Hide   10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"   20 END

Middle Manager

Code: Show/Hide   mail -s "Hello, world." bob@b12   Bob, could you please write me a program that prints "Hello, world."?   I need it by tomorrow.   ^D

Senior Manager

Code: Show/Hide   % zmail jim   I need a "Hello, world." program by this afternoon.

Chief Executive

Code: Show/Hide   % letter   letter: Command not found.   % mail   To: ^X ^F ^C   % help mail   help: Command not found.   % damn!   !: Event unrecognized   % logout

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[Solo Ace]

This scares me.

[CypherJF]

I noticed how large programs have become, with hardly any new features, they hog more resources.. Just because we have faster / larger capabilities doesnt mean programmers should slack off their coding styles... ie: don't overkill.
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[Cyan~Fire]

Uhhh Cyph, I think that was kinda the point. (Of the first section, at least.)
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