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LP AGAIN $$ Guest
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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2004 6:46 am Post maybe stupid Post subject: Stuff that annoys me.... |
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Stuff that annoys me
When people point at their wrist and asks for the time! I mean, do I point at my crotch and ask where the toilet is?
When people say "It´s always the last place you look" Well of course it is! Why the hell would you keep on looking?
When people say while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dickshit, I paid 5 pounds to come and stare at the fucking ceiling here... What did YOU come here for?
When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?"
When you are waiting for the bus, someone comes up and asks "Has the bus come yet?" If it did, I wouldn´t be standing here!
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Well, you didn´t give me much of a chance did you buddy? |
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SuSE Me measures good

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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2004 8:19 am Post maybe stupid Post subject: Re: Stuff that annoys me.... |
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LP AGAIN $$ wrote: | When people point at their wrist and asks for the time! I mean, do I point at my crotch and ask where the toilet is? |
toilets aren't usually found on crotches - watches ARE usually found on wrists
LP AGAIN $$ wrote: | When people say "It´s always the last place you look" Well of course it is! Why the hell would you keep on looking? |
wow you didn't steal this one - often people have a finite amount of places to look for something and put them in order and it IS in fact the last place something is found
LP AGAIN $$ wrote: | When people say while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dickshit, I paid 5 pounds to come and stare at the fucking ceiling here... What did YOU come here for? |
agreed, don't talk during a fucking movie unless you're a really hot, comely chick
LP AGAIN $$ wrote: | When you are waiting for the bus, someone comes up and asks "Has the bus come yet?" If it did, I wouldn´t be standing here! |
another stupid one - maybe they're waiting for another bus - maybe they missed the bus but saw it
LP AGAIN $$ wrote: | People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Well, you didn´t give me much of a chance did you buddy? |
some people get pissed off if you just ask them "Are you a stripper?"
now, go find your own fucking jokes |
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Solo Ace Yeah, I'm in touch with reality...we correspond from time to time.

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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2004 9:21 am Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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Yawn.  |
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 9:58 am Post maybe stupid Post subject: |
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Solo Ace wrote: | Yawn.  |
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