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Newsflash: why this BBS is degrading.

 
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PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2004 10:15 am   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Newsflash: why this BBS is degrading. Reply to topic Reply with quote

This just in:
Shanky is missing, authorities suspect foul play involved.
MGB has apparently been replaced by a remotely controled droid.
The forums host have been siezed by the PTA.
Within the next several weeks, fierce alterations are to occur, including but not limited to:
1. Major censoring to provide minors protection.
2. Banishment for improper posts and excessive bad mouthing.
3. Forums will change their title to SSCX-A HS Nice-Nice DayCare Center.
4. A new administrator will take form and appear in the forums occasionaly to enforce rules, all welcome heartedly, Her Barney.
5. From now on every new post is to begin by "Heil Teletubbies!".

That is all for now.

dR. KoKto>Hearty Greetings. Be well. *wave across* icon_smile.gif
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PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2004 10:29 am   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Re: Newsflash: why this BBS is degrading. Reply to topic Reply with quote

Heil Teletubbies!


Grav(FU OL) wrote:
Shanky is missing, authorities suspect foul play involved.

Shanky never did anything for Server Help, except every so often post a bunch of smilies in the beginning.

Grav(FU OL) wrote:
MGB has apparently been replaced by a remotely controled droid.

I'm still here and the same.

Grav(FU OL) wrote:
The forums host have been siezed by the PTA.

That could be true, but every so often I do talk with our host (he posts on SomethingAwful), and I think he still exist.

Grav(FU OL) wrote:
1. Major censoring to provide minors protection.

The average age of a Subspace player is under 18. I have never tolerated porn and other things that are directly offensive to minors.

Grav(FU OL) wrote:
2. Banishment for improper posts and excessive bad mouthing.

You're still here, so thats a pretty good indication that this isn't true.

Grav(FU OL) wrote:
3. Forums will change their title to SSCX-A HS Nice-Nice DayCare Center.

I think Server Help still sounds good.

Grav(FU OL) wrote:
4. A new administrator will take form and appear in the forums occasionaly to enforce rules, all welcome heartedly, Her Barney.

Tried this a couple of years ago, but could never leave my dearly beloved Server Help.

Grav(FU OL) wrote:
5. From now on every new post is to begin by "Heil Teletubbies!".

According to the Simpsons, they've been acquitted of man slaughter, so its all good.
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PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2004 10:32 am   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

I do want to state that yes, censoring (by moving posts to Trash Talk) can be done for other sections of these forums. This is a help site, not a flame-anyone-you-see site.

Oh yeah, forgot. Heil Teletubbies!
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PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2004 10:45 am   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Re: Newsflash: why this BBS is degrading. Reply to topic Reply with quote

Grav(FU OL) wrote:

3. Forums will change their title to SSCX-A HS Nice-Nice DayCare Center.


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PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2004 11:18 am   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

Heil Teletubbies!

wir sind spaß und wir sind süß, wir sind idioten, stein mögen - dummes dummes dummes, jeder sagen hallo zi HER BARNEY!
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PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2004 11:35 am   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2004 1:02 pm   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

Heil Teletubbies!

Dr. Cockto if I damn well please it to.

Now STFU before Her Barney bake you onto a muffin.
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PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2004 4:21 pm   Post maybe stupid    Post subject: Reply to topic Reply with quote

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