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Spyed - Fri Dec 16, 2005 5:09 am
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Alot of people have said they can't remember and can't spell these owners names all the time. It's your job to vote on which one is hardest to remember to spell correct.

As you can see i've chosen the two biggest offenders which people have mentioned in their posts on various forums that they find them hard to spell.

(Both of them being complete newbs has nothing to do with it, goodluck)
Bak - Fri Dec 16, 2005 5:15 am
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Hey instead of doing that let's talk about programming.

Anyone every use native code in a Java application? Anyone know how Java objects are laid out in memory, and further more if it would be possible to create a structure in C++ that could be passed into a java program and cast to an object and actually used?

It would seem this may be possible as when you to native code programming you must use the c++ objects like jstring when you want to pass in a java String to a method. My guess would be that jstring and the java String are laid out the same in memory and there is no conversion done when the function is called. I may be wrong about this, however.
Cerium - Fri Dec 16, 2005 5:36 am
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http://java.sun.com/docs/books/tutorial/native1.1/

The 3rd topic looks to be exactly what youre asking about.
Spyed - Fri Dec 16, 2005 6:03 am
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This is Trash talk. It doesn't always have to be about programming!
Bak - Fri Dec 16, 2005 6:05 am
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It's close, but these are just the built in objects:

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Java Type   Native Type       Size in bits
boolean      jboolean       8, unsigned
byte         jbyte          8
char         jchar          16, unsigned
short        jshort         16
int          jint           32
long         jlong          64
float        jfloat         32
double       jdouble        64
void         void           n/a

Gus. - Fri Dec 16, 2005 9:49 am
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Bak wrote:
Hey instead of doing that let's talk about programming.

Anyone every use native code in a Java application? Anyone know how Java objects are laid out in memory, and further more if it would be possible to create a structure in C++ that could be passed into a java program and cast to an object and actually used?

It would seem this may be possible as when you to native code programming you must use the c++ objects like jstring when you want to pass in a java String to a method. My guess would be that jstring and the java String are laid out the same in memory and there is no conversion done when the function is called. I may be wrong about this, however.


Lol. I recal that same thing happening in another post. But it was completely taken over by program convo.

I would say Agurus is hard to spell if you forget his name. Otherwise it is easy. Pysphi is just confusing.
Solid_Fire - Fri Dec 16, 2005 11:13 am
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They're both easy if you know how to spell....
newb - Fri Dec 16, 2005 12:02 pm
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Last time I checked, Agurus nor Pysphi is present in the English Dictionary. GG
Cyan~Fire - Fri Dec 16, 2005 12:36 pm
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But English still has general pronunciation rules, newb. GG
newb - Fri Dec 16, 2005 12:54 pm
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But I didn't know that, Cyan.

EDIT: Thought I'd get rid of that GG at the end on my message. Looked kinda childish. icon_confused.gif
Purge - Fri Dec 16, 2005 3:42 pm
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You both are wasting your life. GG.
Solid_Fire - Fri Dec 16, 2005 4:06 pm
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newb wrote:
Last time I checked, Agurus nor Pysphi is present in the English Dictionary. GG


Because they are screen names, duh? Last time i checked, there wasnt an Websters Dictionary of screen names.
Agurus - Fri Dec 16, 2005 4:33 pm
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newb wrote:
Last time I checked, Agurus nor Pysphi is present in the English Dictionary. GG


Oh yeah?
Solid_Fire - Fri Dec 16, 2005 5:19 pm
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yea agurus
Quan Chi2 - Fri Dec 16, 2005 5:20 pm
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lol its funny how Bak can change the subject and everyone follows.
Cyan~Fire - Fri Dec 16, 2005 11:49 pm
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I'm wasting my life?
Cerium - Sat Dec 17, 2005 12:15 am
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Im everyone?

Perhaps 'everyone' follows because the original topic is stupid.
Spyed - Sat Dec 17, 2005 4:19 am
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[quote="Cerium"]Im everyone?

Perhaps 'everyone' follows because the original topic is stupid.[/quote]

Maybe you are a giant panther in disguise and you're posting here to get MGB to turn this forum into a cat club discussion? I've seen through your plans and i'm disgusted.
newb - Sat Dec 17, 2005 9:15 am
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Agurus wrote:
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Oh yeah?


I was talking about Agurus and Psyphi, idiot.
Donkano - Sat Dec 17, 2005 4:54 pm
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Okay, Bak's idea apparently failed.....

So, instead... Computer jokes!

Quote:
A project manager, a computer programmer and a computer operator are driving down the road when the car they are in gets a flat tire. The three men try to solve the problem.

The project manager said: "Let's catch a cab and in ten minutes we'll reach our destination."

The computer programmer said: "We have here the driver's guide. I can easily replace the flat tire and continue our drive."

The computer operator said: "First of all, let's turn off the engine and turn it on again. Maybe it will fix the problem."

Suddenly a Microsoft software engineer passed by and said: "Try to close all windows, get off the car, and then get in and try again."


Quote:
Once a programmer was drowning in the sea. Many marines were at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.


Quote:
Life Before the Computer

An application was for employment.
A program was a TV show.
A cursor used profanity.
A keyboard was a piano!

Memory was something that you lost with age.
A CD was a bank account.
And if you had a 3½" floppy you hoped nobody found out!

Compress was something you did to garbage.
And if you unzipped anything in public you'd be in jail for awhile!

Log on was adding wood to a fire.
Hard drive was a long trip on the road.
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.
And a backup happened to your commode!

Cutting you did with a pocket knife.
Paste is glue.
A website was a location for a spider's home.
Ram was something you did in bed.
And a virus was the flu!

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead!

Cyan~Fire - Sun Dec 18, 2005 11:03 am
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Dumb.
Donkano - Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:06 pm
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Oh come on, at least the 1st one was good about the Microsoft guy telling them to close all windows.
newb - Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:13 pm
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Donkano wrote:
Oh come on, at least the 1st one was good about the Microsoft guy telling them to close all windows.


Not one of them was really that funny.
Maybe a little "heh", but that's it. icon_smile.gif
SpecShip - Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:59 pm
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I liked these forums much better when they looked like this.
People were helped, spam was removed, the staff was small and semi-dedicated/semi-inactive.
Cyan~Fire - Sun Dec 18, 2005 4:34 pm
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People are still helped.

Notice this is Trash Talk.
SpecShip - Mon Dec 19, 2005 1:21 am
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Notice it lacked Trash Talk.
LearJett+ - Mon Dec 19, 2005 7:21 am
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I would say Psyphi. Simply because you even misspelled it in the poll.
Cyan~Fire - Mon Dec 19, 2005 12:14 pm
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You don't need to check this forum if you don't want to, Spec. We have some members that like to spam here, and it's better in TT than elsewhere.
Spyed - Tue Dec 20, 2005 4:45 am
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[quote="LearJett+"]I would say Psyphi. Simply because you even misspelled it in the poll.[/quote]

Yep, he's hard :P

[quote="Cyan~Fire"]You don't need to check this forum if you don't want to, Spec. We have some members that like to spam here, and it's better in TT than elsewhere.[/quote]

Yeah TT is good.
SpecShip - Tue Dec 20, 2005 10:15 am
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Cyan~Fire wrote:
You don't need to check this forum if you don't want to, Spec. We have some members that like to spam here, and it's better in TT than elsewhere.


Although true, it would be even far better were both to be discarded and had the forum reverted to its old ways.
Cyan~Fire - Tue Dec 20, 2005 10:32 am
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The old ways are not automatically better, Grav. You really need to realize that.
newb - Wed Dec 21, 2005 10:54 am
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YEAH IBM IS BESTEST CUZ ITS OLD
D1st0rt - Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:03 pm
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Anyways back to that other topic, I've called void C functions from Java, but thats about the extent of it sa_tongue.gif

Java can't clear the console or some other stuff without a native call
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