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Shanky - Sat Dec 18, 2004 9:41 pm
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Smithy101 - Sat Dec 18, 2004 9:56 pm
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That answers that question...
Shanky - Sat Dec 18, 2004 10:15 pm
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Smithy101 wrote:
That answers that question...

WARNING NOT IN THE FORM OF A QUESTION. ACCESS DENIED
Mine GO BOOM - Sat Dec 18, 2004 10:21 pm
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What do you like to eat?
Shanky - Sat Dec 18, 2004 10:31 pm
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Mine GO BOOM wrote:
What do you like to eat?
babies you dummy. It says so right in my avatar.
Assassin2684 - Sat Dec 18, 2004 10:33 pm
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Are you horney?
Dr Brain - Sat Dec 18, 2004 10:35 pm
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What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Assassin2684 - Sat Dec 18, 2004 10:39 pm
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grav_dry.gif fine show me up with your smart language
Shanky - Sat Dec 18, 2004 10:46 pm
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Assassin2684 wrote:
Are you horney?

Always. I get extra horney when I set myself on fire.
Shanky - Sat Dec 18, 2004 10:48 pm
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Dr Brain wrote:
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

200 футов в секунду
Dr Brain - Sat Dec 18, 2004 11:01 pm
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Нет, оно не.

Средняя скорость европейской ласточки вокруг 35 футов в секунду.

EDIT: MGB or someone else with edit access, can you fix this mess up?
Shanky - Sat Dec 18, 2004 11:12 pm
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Dr Brain wrote:
Нет, оно не.

Средняя скорость европейской ласточки вокруг 35 футов в секунду.

EDIT: MGB or someone else with edit access, can you fix this mess up?


No
Assassin2684 - Sat Dec 18, 2004 11:29 pm
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WOuld you suck your dic* if you could lol?
Bak - Sat Dec 18, 2004 11:45 pm
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what's the forumla in continuum regulating powerball position after it's been fired by a player, based on time passed, the friction setting of the firing ship, initial position and initial velocity (which is repeatedly sent in evey powerball packet until another player picks it up) ?
Mr Ekted - Sun Dec 19, 2004 12:26 am
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Don't forget bouncing off walls.
Blindmonkey21 - Sun Dec 19, 2004 12:46 am
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Exactly WHERE is your spout?
Shanky - Sun Dec 19, 2004 12:49 am
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Assassin2684 wrote:
WOuld you suck your dic* if you could lol?

No way fag. I am staying away from you so I dont catch the gay.
Shanky - Sun Dec 19, 2004 12:52 am
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Bak wrote:
what's the forumla in continuum regulating powerball position after it's been fired by a player, based on time passed, the friction setting of the firing ship, initial position and initial velocity (which is repeatedly sent in evey powerball packet until another player picks it up) ?

easy.

round(decode({TV.XX:XX.FLAG1},'L',power(10,
-9.09685*(273.16/({TV.XX:XX}+273.16)-1)
-3.56654*log(10,273.16/({TV.XX:XX}+273.16))
+0.87682*(1- ({TV.XX:XX}+273.16)/273.16)
+0.78614),power(10,
10.79574*(1-273.16/({TV.XX:XX}+273.16))
-5.028*log(10,({TV.XX:XX}+273.16)/273.16)
+1.50475e-4*(1-power(10,-8.2969*(({TV.XX:XX}+273.16)/273.16-1)))
+0.42873e-3*(power(10,4.76955*(1-273.16/({TV.XX:XX}+273.16)))-1)
+0.78614))-
1e-6*decode({F.XX:XX},0,1110,1,985,2,834,3,783,4,750,5,730,6,715,7,700,8,691,9,684,10,679,11,
675,12,672,13,669,14,667,665)*({T.XX:XX}- {TV.XX:XX})
*power(10,log(10,{P.XX:XX.REFER})
+({SPEC.ELEV}+nvl({SPEC.P.HEIG},0)- {SPEC.ELEV.REFER}- {SPEC.P.HEIG.REFER})
/(18400+67.53*({T.XX:XX}- {T.XX:XX.REFER})/2+0.003*({SPEC.ELEV}+nvl({SPEC.P.HEIG},0)- {SPEC.ELEV.REFER}- {SPEC.P.HEIG.REFER}))
)
*decode({TV.XX:XX.FLAG1},'L',(1+1.1e-6*{TV.XX:XX}/0.0008)*0.8821
,(1+1.4e-6*({TV.XX:XX}-10)/0.0008)),1)
Shanky - Sun Dec 19, 2004 12:52 am
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Blindmonkey21 wrote:
Exactly WHERE is your spout?







<-------------- duh
Blindmonkey21 - Sun Dec 19, 2004 1:29 am
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Why is your name Shanky?
Shanky - Sun Dec 19, 2004 2:24 am
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Blindmonkey21 wrote:
Why is your name Shanky?

Because my left leg is abnormally longer than my right.
50% Packetloss - Sun Dec 19, 2004 3:21 am
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Which college do you go to? And I noticed that you work for UPS, have you ever gone postal?
Solo Ace - Sun Dec 19, 2004 5:51 am
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What did you have for breakfast today?
Anonymous - Sun Dec 19, 2004 9:12 am
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Lol shanky i was just being funny im not gay, i have a girlfriend ok. So back to the qustions. Are you religious?
Assassin2684 - Sun Dec 19, 2004 9:13 am
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Uhhh that was me lol, forgot to log in.
Cyan~Fire - Sun Dec 19, 2004 9:50 am
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Is that a warhammer 40k figure? (One of my friends plays that.)
Dr Brain - Sun Dec 19, 2004 10:02 am
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Mine GO BOOM wrote:
Those toys are table top war games. You know, like Warhammer 40k. Just those Mage Knight figures are much user friendly. To see how friendly it is (the only time you ever do use paper/pencil is to keep score), check out their Combat Dial information. Whenever your guy gets hurt, you rotate the dial. Healing, rotate it the other way. Don't need to remember if a guy got hit 4 times or whatever, and check some rulebook constantly to see his stats. The guys always show their current stats at all times. The only look ups you'll have to do is with their Special Abilities Card. But you get the hang of those colors pretty quickly, since a bunch of them are pretty common throughout the guys. I found the game to be pretty fun to do. If you want to get into it, i recommend buying a couple of starter sets of Unlimited (has the newest rules + other useful things like rulers and dice). Then, go on eBay or something, and buy a few of the sets of like 30+ guys for cheap. What shanky and i did with a few friends, and we now have like 300 guys to pick from, for a total cost around $100. And thats enough guys to play with 5 or 6 people of a large game without getting tight on units.

One other thing about Mage Knight is that a kind person has created a kickass program that shows every unit made for it, their stats, pictures, etc and lets you keep an inventory and make armies through it. Check out Mage Knight Army Builder to see all the units and their stats. The only problem is that he uses Yahoo Groups for the storage space, and thats just gay. But the program was worth it to have spam@minegoboom.com signed up.

About the two titles you see above. Mine is from my very first starter set, i got a L3 (highest) Steam Golem, which is one of the best tanks, since it isn't unique (can have > 1 of them in your army), and its a pain to kill. Shanky has the best tank (does about the same as mine, just can shoot 3 guys at once instead of my single shot and is a bit harder to kill), but it is unique, so you can only have one of them on your side. Plus his was worth more (he bought it from eBay).


^^
Shanky - Sun Dec 19, 2004 11:32 am
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50% Packetloss wrote:
Which college do you go to? And I noticed that you work for UPS, have you ever gone postal?

Penn State, in State College, Pa.
Never really postal, I work the easiest job there. I sort all the small packages and envelopes. But you do get pissed and take your anger out on boxes occasionally. Never put fragile on the side of your package, that just means we throw/step on it more because it will make a noise when it breaks.
Shanky - Sun Dec 19, 2004 11:34 am
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Solo Ace wrote:
What did you have for breakfast today?

Getting ready to eat a bowl of Frosted Flakes.
Shanky - Sun Dec 19, 2004 11:34 am
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Assassin2684 wrote:
Lol shanky i was just being funny im not gay, i have a girlfriend ok. So back to the questions. Are you religious?

Sure, your not gay. I am sure everyone believes you.
Nope, atheist.
Shanky - Sun Dec 19, 2004 11:36 am
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Cyan~Fire wrote:
Is that a warhammer 40k figure? (One of my friends plays that.)

Answered above. Mage Knight. Havnt played it in two years.
1stStrike - Sun Dec 19, 2004 2:28 pm
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Shanky, why has the creativy in subspace all but ceased to exist to be replaced by endless and tasteless ctf zones?
Solo Ace - Sun Dec 19, 2004 2:45 pm
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Assassin2684 is gay, he doesn't know it yet.

What time is it there now?
Shanky - Sun Dec 19, 2004 4:23 pm
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1stStrike wrote:
Shanky, why has the creativy in subspace all but ceased to exist to be replaced by endless and tasteless ctf zones?

People are growing up and realizing they dont need to be playing subspace into their twenties. So they all stop playing, no new talent is added back in because the newbies are just 10 year olds who dont know their hand from a stick.
Shanky - Sun Dec 19, 2004 4:24 pm
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Solo Ace wrote:
Assassin2684 is gay, he doesn't know it yet.

What time is it there now?


4:24pm Sunday. Eastern time zone.
Assassin2684 - Sun Dec 19, 2004 6:08 pm
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solo- new_alien.gif lol Shanky- What zones do you play in these days?
Shanky - Sun Dec 19, 2004 9:24 pm
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Assassin2684 wrote:
solo- new_alien.gif lol Shanky- What zones do you play in these days?

Havent logged into subspace in about a year and a half.
BADP.gif
Mine GO BOOM - Sun Dec 19, 2004 10:32 pm
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Shanky wrote:
Havent logged into subspace in about a year and a half.

June 7, 2003.

While checking for that, I found two messages to me about people wanting my Philosophy squad. Also, one of my chat channels, which I joined two years ago, actually had people talking. So, talking to Platinum-Halo right now.
Shanky - Sun Dec 19, 2004 11:01 pm
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Mine GO BOOM wrote:

June 7, 2003.

While checking for that, I found two messages to me about people wanting my Philosophy squad. Also, one of my chat channels, which I joined two years ago, actually had people talking. So, talking to Platinum-Halo right now.


WARNING NOT IN THE FORM OF A QUESTION. ACCESS DENIED

I talked with him yesterday, over aim or icq.
Assassin2684 - Mon Dec 20, 2004 8:58 am
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wow shanky you need to play subspace agin. Im sure many people wiould like to see you up and about in some zones. Anyway back to the qustions, If you could take over the world what would you do first?
Shanky - Mon Dec 20, 2004 10:45 am
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Assassin2684 wrote:
wow shanky you need to play subspace agin. Im sure many people wiould like to see you up and about in some zones. Anyway back to the qustions, If you could take over the world what would you do first?

I could easily take over the world. The first thing I would do is eliminate every gay person on the planet. My new dictatorship will not tolerate fags running around.
lp_street_soldier - Mon Dec 20, 2004 11:16 am
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lol...

what used to be your favourite zone? and why?
Shanky - Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:21 pm
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lp_street_soldier wrote:
lol...

what used to be your favourite zone? and why?


Premier league. Since I did tons of stuff for it and was a sysop. Hell I still host the website, but dont do anything besides that now.
50% Packetloss - Mon Dec 20, 2004 1:29 pm
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What are you majoring in?
Shanky - Mon Dec 20, 2004 2:33 pm
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50% Packetloss wrote:
What are you majoring in?

Continuing to take college classes but not gradating. Ideally geography which I am only one class short in.
Blindmonkey21 - Mon Dec 20, 2004 3:48 pm
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What is your ip? And can you please disable all protection on your pc for 24 hours after you post your ip?
Purge - Mon Dec 20, 2004 3:50 pm
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He'd probably hack the hell out of you. sa_tongue.gif
Blindmonkey21 - Mon Dec 20, 2004 3:55 pm
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ok this has got to be a question so...

Not if I hacked him first? (say it all questiony like)
Solo Ace - Mon Dec 20, 2004 4:26 pm
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Keep your newbish gay sub7 "trojans" at your own system, thx?

I think he'll just report you to your ISP and make your ISP replace every porn movie you download (which you must be doing a lot) with a gay porn movie?

Oh, probably no loss there for you eh?
Blindmonkey21 - Mon Dec 20, 2004 5:05 pm
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If they do I will so...be mad.
Mine GO BOOM - Mon Dec 20, 2004 7:05 pm
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70.56.121.* wrote:
What is your ip? And can you please disable all protection on your pc for 24 hours after you post your ip?


mgb.mine.nu

Also, he has no protection on his computer. Nor do I.
Shanky - Mon Dec 20, 2004 10:57 pm
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Blindmonkey21 wrote:
What is your ip? And can you please disable all protection on your pc for 24 hours after you post your ip?

IP: 64.91.230.181
Protection: Chainsaw
Shanky - Mon Dec 20, 2004 10:58 pm
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Purge+ wrote:
He'd probably hack the hell out of you. sa_tongue.gif

WARNING NOT IN THE FORM OF A QUESTION. ACCESS DENIED
Shanky - Mon Dec 20, 2004 10:59 pm
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Blindmonkey21 wrote:
ok this has got to be a question so...

Not if I hacked him first? (say it all questiony like)


I use my chainsaw and cut your arm off Scarface style.
Shanky - Mon Dec 20, 2004 11:00 pm
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Solo Ace wrote:
Keep your newbish gay sub7 "trojans" at your own system, thx?

I think he'll just report you to your ISP and make your ISP replace every porn movie you download (which you must be doing a lot) with a gay porn movie?

Oh, probably no loss there for you eh?


LOSS 1000%
Shanky - Mon Dec 20, 2004 11:02 pm
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Mine GO BOOM wrote:
[..]
mgb.mine.nu

Also, he has no protection on his computer. Nor do I.


WARNING NOT IN THE FORM OF A QUESTION. ACCESS DENIED

I have my chainsaw. You have some socks between your network cables to act as a filter. I believe mine is more protected.
Shanky - Mon Dec 20, 2004 11:03 pm
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Blindmonkey21 wrote:
If they do I will so...be mad.

WARNING NOT IN THE FORM OF A QUESTION. ACCESS DENIED
lp_street_soldier - Tue Dec 21, 2004 9:08 am
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Solo Ace wrote:
Keep your newbish gay sub7 "trojans" at your own system, thx?

I think he'll just report you to your ISP and make your ISP replace every porn movie you download (which you must be doing a lot) with a gay porn movie?

Oh, probably no loss there for you eh?


Lol, Sub7 sucks. I used it before, can't hardly do anything... heck, I wouldn't even call it a trojan.

Go Beast!
Shanky - Tue Dec 21, 2004 9:46 am
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lp_street_soldier wrote:
Lol, Sub7 sucks. I used it before, can't hardly do anything... heck, I wouldn't even call it a trojan.

Go Beast!

WARNING NOT IN THE FORM OF A QUESTION. ACCESS DENIED
Blindmonkey21 - Tue Dec 21, 2004 10:14 am
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Ok on a more serious note...
Have you made any subspace programs? If so what?
Dr Brain - Tue Dec 21, 2004 11:47 am
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Shanky, Shanky, find the moron; who is the stupidest one on the forum?
Shanky - Tue Dec 21, 2004 11:47 am
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Blindmonkey21 wrote:
Ok on a more serious note...
Have you made any subspace programs? If so what?

I enjoy long walks on the beach. Good humor and a rich partner. Hell I dont think I ever really programmed anything.
Mine GO BOOM - Tue Dec 21, 2004 1:14 pm
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Shanky wrote:
I ever really programmed anything.

I can atest to that. If I remember correctly, you past a CSE course or two because of me.
Cyan~Fire - Tue Dec 21, 2004 1:14 pm
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@blindmonkey: kthxbye
CypherJF - Tue Dec 21, 2004 2:15 pm
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Mine GO BOOM wrote:
[..]


I can atest to that. If I remember correctly, you past a CSE course or two because of me.


Most PSU majors require a CSE of programming whether you like it or not.. :-p... and have seen many people fail CSE103, intro to c++... :-/
Shanky - Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:44 pm
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Dr Brain wrote:
Shanky, Shanky, find the moron; who is the stupidest one on the forum?

Smong. He is from Europe, all of it.
Shanky - Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:45 pm
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Mine GO BOOM wrote:
I can atest to that. If I remember correctly, you past a CSE course or two because of me.

Utter bullshit. I did my own programing in turbo pascal.
Solo Ace - Tue Dec 21, 2004 5:30 pm
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There are more Euro's here, I'm stupid too I guess, and well, Dustpuppy too but that's obvious?

What do you think what should happen to server help, as in format changes?
D1st0rt - Tue Dec 21, 2004 8:05 pm
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Where do you find all of the girls for your website?
Blindmonkey21 - Tue Dec 21, 2004 8:07 pm
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^----ohh I wish I had thought of that. After many years of looking at them (ok fine 3 months) I have concluded that he gets them from magazines, so do you?
Shanky - Tue Dec 21, 2004 10:18 pm
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Solo Ace wrote:
There are more Euro's here, I'm stupid too I guess, and well, Dustpuppy too but that's obvious?

What do you think what should happen to server help, as in format changes?

His location says Europe. Yours tells you were in Europe. I have no problems with Euros (yet).

I dont like Wiki stuff. But hey, whatever you guys want.
Shanky - Tue Dec 21, 2004 10:21 pm
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D1st0rt wrote:
Where do you find all of the girls for your website?

I find them throughout the internet. Google image search if fun also.
Shanky - Tue Dec 21, 2004 10:22 pm
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Blindmonkey21 wrote:
^----ohh I wish I had thought of that. After many years of looking at them (ok fine 3 months) I have concluded that he gets them from magazines, so do you?

Some come from magazines, like the ones that have Maxim or Stuff printed on them. That is what the archives are for.
Smong - Wed Dec 22, 2004 12:19 pm
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What does nt mean?
Dr Brain - Wed Dec 22, 2004 1:32 pm
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New Technology

What does XP mean?
Shanky - Wed Dec 22, 2004 1:37 pm
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Smong wrote:
What does nt mean?

Northern Territory, Net Tonnage, New Technology, Nice Try, Next Time, Nose Tackle, Network Terminal, New Testament, No Text, Nice Throw, No Thanks, Nanotechnology, Not There.

I am sure there are many more.
Assassin2684 - Wed Dec 22, 2004 3:11 pm
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Why are you a little teapot?
Purge - Wed Dec 22, 2004 3:18 pm
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Because he is short and stout. He also has a handle and a spout! sa_tongue.gif
Shanky - Wed Dec 22, 2004 4:57 pm
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Assassin2684 wrote:
Why are you a little teapot?

I got in trouble and had to sing this while drunk.
Smithy101 - Wed Dec 22, 2004 6:17 pm
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Will you punch MGB if i give you $50?
D1st0rt - Wed Dec 22, 2004 7:25 pm
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Will you punch Smithy for the hell of it?
Assassin2684 - Wed Dec 22, 2004 7:27 pm
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I will! sa_tongue.gif
SuSE - Wed Dec 22, 2004 7:58 pm
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Alyssa Milano?
Shanky - Wed Dec 22, 2004 9:59 pm
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Smithy101 wrote:
Will you punch MGB if i give you $50?

I'll do it for free.
Shanky - Wed Dec 22, 2004 9:59 pm
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D1st0rt wrote:
Will you punch Smithy for the hell of it?

$50
Shanky - Wed Dec 22, 2004 10:00 pm
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SuSE wrote:
Alyssa Milano?

I'll put some pictures of her up Friday on my webpage for you.
I got some good ones of her.
Assassin2684 - Wed Dec 22, 2004 10:51 pm
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Sweet lol, what is the character in your avatar?
Shanky - Wed Dec 22, 2004 11:00 pm
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Assassin2684 wrote:
Sweet lol, what is the character in your avatar?


Storm Golem
Solid_Fire - Wed Dec 22, 2004 11:09 pm
Post subject: Help? Please
Wondering why my zone is red, i been reading posts allday...still cant find out why.
Blindmonkey21 - Wed Dec 22, 2004 11:26 pm
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Wtf a real question...Are you Apt from Tw because you have the same avatar as him.
Solid_Fire - Wed Dec 22, 2004 11:27 pm
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actualy i got this from a joke website...lol
Shanky - Thu Dec 23, 2004 12:24 am
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Solid_Fire wrote:
Wondering why my zone is red, i been reading posts allday...still cant find out why.

I went to your zone and checked the settings, apparently your server has been sacrificing goats at an alarming rate. You may wish to correct this problem as the reduction in goat blood should eliminate your 'red' problem.
Solid_Fire - Thu Dec 23, 2004 12:52 am
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what do you mean sacrificing goats?..is this a bad thing?
Shanky - Thu Dec 23, 2004 10:32 am
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Solid_Fire wrote:
what do you mean sacrificing goats?..is this a bad thing?

Of course that is a bad thing. Your server is using all its resources to perform that task resulting in lag. The excess blood piles up to create all this 'red' you are talking about.

A little goat sacrificing is normal for a server to run smoothly, but in your case, you have taken it to the extreme. Reduce by at least 75% and you should be alright.
Purge - Thu Dec 23, 2004 1:20 pm
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What are these goats? icon_confused.gif
Blindmonkey21 - Thu Dec 23, 2004 2:10 pm
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LOL Shanky don't lie to him lol
Solid_Fire - Thu Dec 23, 2004 2:11 pm
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and how would i do that?
1stStrike - Thu Dec 23, 2004 8:16 pm
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Who is a better programmer? MGB or Shanky? And, upon choosing explain your reasoning. (good ol highschool problems).
Solid_Fire - Thu Dec 23, 2004 8:42 pm
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i'd say MGB.....
1stStrike - Thu Dec 23, 2004 8:53 pm
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You didn't explain your reasoning. You fail!
Solid_Fire - Thu Dec 23, 2004 9:01 pm
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D-OH.... icon_confused.gif
Shanky - Thu Dec 23, 2004 9:34 pm
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Purge+ wrote:
What are these goats? icon_confused.gif

This is a goat.

Assassin2684 - Thu Dec 23, 2004 9:35 pm
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Goast are wierd.. Hey shanky, out of all the emoticons what is your favorite and why?
Shanky - Thu Dec 23, 2004 9:36 pm
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Solid_Fire wrote:
and how would i do that?

You will need to contact your network administrator. If you are a network administrator and do not know how, then you sir are a faggot.
Shanky - Thu Dec 23, 2004 9:37 pm
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1stStrike wrote:
Who is a better programmer? MGB or Shanky? And, upon choosing explain your reasoning. (good ol highschool problems).

MGB. I used to program some stuff, then he got into it and became better. So he could program for me, that means I didnt have too. Problem solved. He does all the work, I sit back and tell him what to do.
Smithy101 - Thu Dec 23, 2004 10:33 pm
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Is your head fake?
Shanky - Fri Dec 24, 2004 12:06 am
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Assassin2684 wrote:
Goast are wierd.. Hey shanky, out of all the emoticons what is your favorite and why?

That is very easy. new_evil.gif new_evil.gif new_evil.gif new_evil.gif new_evil.gif new_evil.gif new_evil.gif new_evil.gif new_evil.gif
I use it in every post and in threads long ago I made huge posts with nothing but that. If you look at the Statistics page, all the usage of the new_evil.gif is mostly me. It doesnt get to #1 without lots of hard work.

new_evil.gif new_evil.gif new_evil.gif new_evil.gif new_evil.gif new_evil.gif new_evil.gif new_evil.gif new_evil.gif new_evil.gif new_evil.gif
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Shanky - Fri Dec 24, 2004 12:10 am
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Smithy101 wrote:
Is your head fake?

I am not quite sure what you mean. My actual head or the head on my avatar? In either case, I do believe both to be quite real. I am not sure what kind of tests I could perform to make sure they are, in fact, real. I will see what I can do, but for the time being, consider my head real.
lp_street_soldier - Fri Dec 24, 2004 5:47 am
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Is it cool to \/\/R1T3 LyK D15 0R N0T?!1!1//!/??!/!?1
Solo Ace - Fri Dec 24, 2004 6:05 am
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Shanky wrote:
He does all the work, I sit back and tell him what to do.

Does he like that?
Shanky - Fri Dec 24, 2004 8:21 am
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lp_street_soldier wrote:
Is it cool to \/\/R1T3 LyK D15 0R N0T?!1!1//!/??!/!?1

No. Only queers and little girls write like that. While you may be either or even both, please pretend to be a normal human being and dont type like that.
Shanky - Fri Dec 24, 2004 8:23 am
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Solo Ace wrote:
Does he like that?

Not sure. I never really asked him that before. But what the heck to I care, I will make him do it regardless of whether he likes it or not.
Assassin2684 - Fri Dec 24, 2004 8:40 am
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Shanky is so nice. Hey shanky why dont you make a kick ass zone with the help of the other programers around here using asss or somthing? It could be the best zone in world history sa_tongue.gif
Shanky - Fri Dec 24, 2004 9:21 am
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Assassin2684 wrote:
Shanky is so nice. Hey shanky why dont you make a kick ass zone with the help of the other programers around here using asss or somthing? It could be the best zone in world history sa_tongue.gif

Because I retired from subspace a long time ago.
Assassin2684 - Fri Dec 24, 2004 3:19 pm
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To bad icon_sad.gif
Smithy101 - Fri Dec 24, 2004 9:50 pm
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Roll the bones?
Shanky - Fri Dec 24, 2004 11:15 pm
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Smithy101 wrote:
Roll the bones?

I am sorry. I dont quite understand your gang terms like 'roll the bones.' I looked it up on urbandictionary and it said bones were either dominos or money. Maybe you mean rolling up the money into a joint to smoke?

In the future, please prevent using your gang related jargon. I am neither black nor mexican.
Assassin2684 - Sat Dec 25, 2004 12:52 am
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LMAO!
Blindmonkey21 - Sat Dec 25, 2004 5:03 pm
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But you ARE a little teapot...ok I think I am getting this.
Smithy101 - Mon Dec 27, 2004 10:20 am
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Shanky you do realize Roll the Bones is a Rush Album/Song?
lp_street_soldier - Mon Dec 27, 2004 1:08 pm
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Smithy, just shutup.

Shanky, why don't you relax, open Continuum and come join "us" in SSCU Trench Wars.

$$
Smithy101 - Mon Dec 27, 2004 8:43 pm
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LP why don't you shutup.

OMG IM LP I"M TEH BEST1111111111m lqrjwkerhaoipurhwaeohti82u529857u, cq2jy26hg2qu6q236hb346ohb364jb453ohb4oh346hg346j34633khg.,
1stStrike - Mon Dec 27, 2004 9:41 pm
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Shanky, when will I next return?

A. One week
B. One month
C. Three months
D. Four months
Muskrat - Tue Dec 28, 2004 3:52 am
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When Hell is full the dead will party on the Internet.
lp_street_soldier - Tue Dec 28, 2004 4:26 am
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Smithy101 wrote:
LP why don't you shutup.

OMG IM LP I"M TEH BEST1111111111m lqrjwkerhaoipurhwaeohti82u529857u, cq2jy26hg2qu6q236hb346ohb364jb453ohb4oh346hg346j34633khg.,


That's not funny. Neither are any of your posts. Your posts are not even relevant to the subject for godsake. Hush.
Assassin2684 - Tue Dec 28, 2004 9:43 am
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Be quiet you 2 things.
Smithy101 - Tue Dec 28, 2004 10:00 am
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icon_cry.gif

Why is shanky..shanky?
Purge - Tue Dec 28, 2004 10:18 am
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He chose to be him, like you chose to be Smithy the "thing". sa_tongue.gif
Shanky - Tue Dec 28, 2004 10:19 am
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Smithy101 wrote:
Shanky you do realize Roll the Bones is a Rush Album/Song?

Apparently I dont. Is it still some kind of slang that all the cool kids are using now?
Shanky - Tue Dec 28, 2004 10:20 am
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lp_street_soldier wrote:
Smithy, just shutup.

Shanky, why don't you relax, open Continuum and come join "us" in SSCU Trench Wars.


Why the hell would I go to Trench Wars? That is a place for idiots that dont know how to real subspace to go and hang out.
Shanky - Tue Dec 28, 2004 10:22 am
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1stStrike wrote:
Shanky, when will I next return?

A. One week
B. One month
C. Three months
D. Four months


Return to what?
Shanky - Tue Dec 28, 2004 10:23 am
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Muskrat wrote:
When Hell is full the dead will party on the Internet.

When Hell is full, the dead shall rise and walk the Earth.
Shanky - Tue Dec 28, 2004 10:24 am
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Smithy101 wrote:
icon_cry.gif

Why is shanky..shanky?


Huh? Did you take your medication?
shardz - Tue Dec 28, 2004 7:29 pm
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What kind of medication should I take?
Assassin2684 - Tue Dec 28, 2004 7:59 pm
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All the kinds so you can die.
Shanky - Tue Dec 28, 2004 9:53 pm
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shardz wrote:
What kind of medication should I take?

Talstar Flowable would be nice if you could get ahold of some. It will help you will all your problems.
Muskrat - Wed Dec 29, 2004 1:19 am
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Dextromenthorphan Hydrobromide, and perhaps a little Alprazolam to set it off.
Personally I'm on a Hydrocodone and Cyclobenzaprine binge for a bit, the latter of which leaves you quite depressed for days afterwards; not for the unstable mind.
Shanky - Wed Dec 29, 2004 2:16 am
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Muskrat wrote:
Dextromenthorphan Hydrobromide, and perhaps a little Alprazolam to set it off.
Personally I'm on a Hydrocodone and Cyclobenzaprine binge for a bit, the latter of which leaves you quite depressed for days afterwards; not for the unstable mind.

This is my thread. Interrupt again and you will become a goat to get sacrificed by the server.
lp_street_soldier - Wed Dec 29, 2004 7:16 am
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Shanky, name the forum idiot please?
Assassin2684 - Wed Dec 29, 2004 9:35 am
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Shanky - Wed Dec 29, 2004 11:05 am
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lp_street_soldier wrote:
Shanky, name the forum idiot please?

After a quick look throughout this thread, I seem to think you fall right up there at the top. After counting I see you have the most posts without a question asked. I can not answer your questions if you dont ask them.

Assassin2684 in the biggest flaming fagot (or what some people call homosexuals, I like flaming fagots better).
Smithy101 - Wed Dec 29, 2004 11:13 am
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How many members do you think this forum will get before it dies?
D1st0rt - Wed Dec 29, 2004 12:47 pm
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smithy changes his age a lot

Why do people lie?
Solo Ace - Wed Dec 29, 2004 1:30 pm
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I guess you have him ignored and that ignore bug Smong posted about is being annoying?
Bak - Wed Dec 29, 2004 3:07 pm
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What question can you not answer?
Shanky - Thu Dec 30, 2004 10:09 am
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Smithy101 wrote:
How many members do you think this forum will get before it dies?

When the forums hit 666, the MySQL bug takes over and destroys entire server. So I am guessing when that happens the forums will die.

The way MGB and I solved this in the past was to catch this before it happened. After user #665 was created we had to edit the MySQL database to make it go from 665 to 667 skipping over 666. It worked out well in the Premier forums.
Shanky - Thu Dec 30, 2004 10:17 am
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D1st0rt wrote:
smithy changes his age a lot

Why do people lie?

Didnt notice. People lie because of what Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men said. You cant handle the truth. Before that moment a lie was never uttered. The concept of lying was thought about but never used. Thanks to Jack Nicholson, the concept of lying went into use worldwide. That was a dark day for humanity. Before that point, people were able to handle the truth, since then, we haven't been able to handle the truth.

Sorry for the history lesson. People lie because they cant handle the truth.
Shanky - Thu Dec 30, 2004 10:18 am
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Solo Ace wrote:
I guess you have him ignored and that ignore bug Smong posted about is being annoying?

No.
Shanky - Thu Dec 30, 2004 10:18 am
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Bak wrote:
What question can you not answer?

I can answer all of them. Even this one as I did just now.
Assassin2684 - Thu Dec 30, 2004 2:12 pm
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You think you can answer all of them but can you anser the one i am thinking in my mind?
Solo Ace - Thu Dec 30, 2004 2:52 pm
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He can answer any question, he didn't say the answers are right. sa_tongue.gif
Shanky - Fri Dec 31, 2004 8:32 am
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Assassin2684 wrote:
You think you can answer all of them but can you anser the one i am thinking in my mind?

I never said I could read minds. You will need to ask it for me to answer the question.
Shanky - Fri Dec 31, 2004 8:33 am
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Solo Ace wrote:
He can answer any question, he didn't say the answers are right. sa_tongue.gif

Thats the whole point of the thread. Some questions allow me to submit a funnier answer than others.
D1st0rt - Fri Dec 31, 2004 11:05 am
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what question allows you to give the funniest answer?
Shanky - Fri Dec 31, 2004 11:45 am
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D1st0rt wrote:
what question allows you to give the funniest answer?

Questions that relate to goats. I love goats and everything about them. I will be able to drive right into my goatipedia and reveal everything I learned in goatology class.
Blindmonkey21 - Fri Dec 31, 2004 1:40 pm
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How do goats reproduce?
Smithy101 - Fri Dec 31, 2004 2:00 pm
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Hello?
Purge - Fri Dec 31, 2004 2:25 pm
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Smithy reminds me of a goat. sa_tongue.gif
Shanky - Fri Dec 31, 2004 3:26 pm
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Blindmonkey21 wrote:
How do goats reproduce?

By having goatse.cx. duh.

edit: now with a warning, do not click the link jackass.
Blindmonkey21 - Fri Dec 31, 2004 5:01 pm
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omfg that was nasty as hell.
Smithy101 - Fri Dec 31, 2004 5:23 pm
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I think that will be a subliminal picture that will haunt my mind forever.
Shanky - Fri Dec 31, 2004 6:21 pm
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Blindmonkey21 wrote:
omfg that was nasty as hell.

You provided the setup. I think MGB will laugh as much as I did.
I was almost certain you were trying to get me to post that, so I did. I guess you weren't. Still, it to good to pass up.
Assassin2684 - Fri Dec 31, 2004 8:27 pm
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Heh you kno what that reminded me of tubgirl. Wich is the sickest thing ever.
Shanky - Fri Dec 31, 2004 8:59 pm
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Assassin2684 wrote:
Heh you kno what that reminded me of tubgirl. Wich is the sickest thing ever.

There are much worse things than goatse and tubgirl. Trust me.
Mine GO BOOM - Sat Jan 01, 2005 3:10 am
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Shanky wrote:
edit: now with a warning, do not click the link jackass.



Smithy101 - Sat Jan 01, 2005 6:17 pm
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Don't get testy Mine.
lp_street_soldier - Sun Jan 02, 2005 5:00 am
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Smithy, as we speak, is having an erection over it.

EDIT: Sorry, that was uncalled for.
Smithy101 - Sun Jan 02, 2005 10:41 am
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Queit thing 1.
Oer The Dragon - Mon Mar 28, 2005 8:11 pm
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Shanky wrote:
[..]


I never said I could read minds. You will need to ask it for me to answer the question.


you could have just said yes tongue.gif

Shanky wrote:
[..]


By having goatse.cx. duh.

edit: now with a warning, do not click the link jackass.

:''be right back. ''

?!?!?!
D1st0rt - Mon Mar 28, 2005 8:17 pm
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you could have just let this thread die
Oer The Dragon - Mon Mar 28, 2005 8:22 pm
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never!
EdTheInvincible - Mon Mar 28, 2005 8:45 pm
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no questions are gonna get answered, anyway
Oer The Dragon - Tue Mar 29, 2005 5:40 pm
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lol
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