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Trash Talk - girlfriends

reel bad - Sat Mar 29, 2003 2:28 am
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it's late and i'm bored, so let's do a poll

*poll edited*

SOS - Sat Mar 29, 2003 6:17 am
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Erm... yousa bad at english!

How many of you have girldfriends? Yes

WTF? Yes or no is not an answer to how many

Smong - Sat Mar 29, 2003 6:41 am
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I think he wants to know if you have one, not some raffle where the person with the nearest correct answer wins (hey, it's TT I can say this).

Gravitron - Sat Mar 29, 2003 10:50 am
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Question of research : How many of us have girlfriends?
Survey question : you have one or not?
Results : # have # have not #bragger (either virgin or an unfaithful cheater)

But such things are beyond SOS to comprehend, he barely made it out of junior high.

SOS - Sat Mar 29, 2003 11:29 am
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What is junior high? Really. What is it?

Mine GO BOOM - Sat Mar 29, 2003 1:18 pm
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I save on money :) Why have a girlfriend and be forced to buy her crap (when your currently have to pay for college/car and upgrade your computer) when you can have a couple of female friends and do stuff with them. I'm in no hurry to have any kids yet...

k0zy - Sat Mar 29, 2003 3:39 pm
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Ne1 of you know the speaking frog?

MGB's post reminds me of that...

Bob Dole.. Bob Dole... Bob Dole...... bob dole.... bob... dole....

Smong - Sat Mar 29, 2003 3:47 pm
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No, tell us the story..

k0zy - Sat Mar 29, 2003 4:53 pm
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Well, there's this programmer...
One day after a hard day of work he's on his way home when he finds a frog on the street.
He puts the frog on his hands and it says: "kiss me, im a princess! kiss me, im a princess!"
But he smiles and puts the frog in his pocket.
At home on his desk, he takes the frog out of the pocket again and let it sit next to him: "kiss me, im a princess! kiss me, im a princess!" but he puts the frog back into his pocket.
In the evening, in a pub, he shows the frog to his friends and again: "kiss me, im a princess! kiss me, im a princess!"
And his friends ask him: "Y don't u kiss it/her?"
The programmer answers: "I don't have any time for a girlfriend, but a speaking frog is cool!"