ssdbz.net/forum: bigshot3754 wrote: | ||
I was going thro my spam filter to see if it caught any replies to the job applications i've been sending out lately. I found a few bounced and a reply But something put a smile on my face. Quan sent me an email yesterday He basically talks about revenge and how I've manage to keep him out temporarily. I dunno what hes talking about since he hasn't been in the zone for months lol. I guess temporary is a subjective word, like how "Greg" can mean faggot that pretends to be straight at his catholic school so the other kids don't beat him up. I like exploring the meaning of words too. Like "Nano" is an obviously reference to his equipment's size. And i'm not talking about his computer here folks, tho its a piece of shit as well and is the only thing faster than his dick that hes ever had his hands on. The subject of his email said "Post this on your forum". So I guess he should be kneeling down and sucking... my... big... fat.... toe (the first one). Thanking me like I had retrieved the stolen Nintendo DS and shoes he lost in a mugging a while back. Some kid came up to him and asked for his stuff or he'd beat him up. So he gave it all. He started taking off his pants even tho he wasn't asked for them, the mugger began running away, and I'm sure it wasn't just to get away from the scene of the crime. He told me he offered him an alternative to giving his stuff after he started handing it over. It involves two hands, a tounge and 4 bottles of mouthwash afterwards. His email babbles on about "revenge being profitable". You all know me now, revenge is past time that rivals computer games. But when you can't get arround a simple ban or make good on any claims to exact revenge, you're just a bigger Greg unfortunately. I know his school and their contact, if anything does happen (most likely an Act of God) I'll be sure to call them and tell them something really good that'll have him kicked out or the police involved at the most. Revenge is profitable, unless you're a fatty.
Oh man I can go on dissing him until I'm dead. Here, I'll try right now hahaha If you thought him being annoying was his worst quality, you're in for some information that will leave you saying "I knew it!". Hes fat. Wait sorry, I'm really sorry. I was wrong to say that. Hes morbidly obeese. No, I didn't spell that wrong, hes so fat it deserves an extra E. This is the sort of fat that gets featured in National Geographic and is talked about on the History Channel in future years. The very fact that he can lift himself up deserves a McFlurry icecream. When he trots his way to school his thighs rub against each other with so much friction between the fabric that the heat could cook a cheese-filled cow. Not his mother, a real cow, geez. That of course is assuming hes not wearing shorts that make Pam Anderson jealous of the jiggle he can produce with just his ankle. Done for now. If anyone can msg him, tell him that I did what he asked. |
newb's quote of big's quote of quan's email wrote: |
Tired of spam? |
Cerium wrote: |
That cant possibly be quan -- the email is formatted too well and contains almost flawless grammar, which is very much unlike him.
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Sercit wrote: |
You know I have posted some really pointless shit, I mean I've had some real whoppers! But dude... Seriously, what the fuck? Why do you even care what this kid says? Its imbicile to perpetuate the asshattery of this kid's antics, let alone to stoop to his level and post his email like a fucking moron. |
Sercit's Interpretation of Newb's post wrote: |
"Hey! Look at me! There is a kid who was a douche, he had to have been a major douche to get banned from our lame ass supership zone - We pwn j00 n3wbz thar lyk mad, y0!1 - and he sent us a email and we lawl'd!1 Now let uz post hiz email so u can spam him 4 being wetardez. lawlawlawlawl.. Oh letz not forget tah mock faggotz lyk it is a bad thing cauze we are rednekz who are afraid of homosexuals cause those thoughts bring up feelings of sheer confusion in uz taht we dun lyk. ):" |
Sercit wrote: |
Kid if you're trying to "pwn" me, just give up there. I was playing Subspace when you where pissing your pants in preschool. |
Sercit wrote: |
Grow some hair on your balls, stop trying to be cool and play in a better zone. Get it; Got it, good. |
Sercit wrote: |
I've seen many a would be "cool kid" post shit just like you posted in attempts to look like they're hardcore when all it does is show how stupid they really are. |
Sercit wrote: |
I mean, for God's sake, you play in a supership zone. Supership... Yeah, thats some intrigueingly difficult game play there! Bet you run through a lot of keyboards because the ctrl is worn out as well. |
Sercit wrote: |
Grow some hair on your balls, stop trying to be cool and play in a better zone. Get it; Got it, good. |
Purge+ wrote: |
Playing in better zones makes you cool? ![]() |
D1st0rt wrote: |
I have half of this thread ignored and something tells me I'm not missing anything. |
newb wrote: |
Furthermore, I merely made a topic to read, so what? There's nothing you can do about it. Trying to flame me is just as bad as me acting childish. There's more people than me who needs to grow up. wEaViL, you're 26 years old now and yet you still play the game and refer to most people as kids? Shit man, quit the game already... |