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SpecShip - Wed Apr 12, 2006 10:29 pm
Post subject: Get your beer!

Dr Brain - Wed Apr 12, 2006 10:35 pm
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Remind me again why you post here?

Purge - Wed Apr 12, 2006 11:05 pm
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Apparently this forum is better than the outside world to Spec.

Anonymous - Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:12 am
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Kill joy.

Smithy101 - Thu Apr 13, 2006 3:56 pm
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I hate beer.

Purge - Thu Apr 13, 2006 3:56 pm
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Beer hates you.

Smithy101 - Thu Apr 13, 2006 3:58 pm
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I had beer once, it tasted pretty bad.

xsp0rtsfanx - Thu Apr 13, 2006 4:15 pm
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you dont drink because it tastes good.. you drink to get drunk and it will eventually taste better.

Purge - Thu Apr 13, 2006 4:36 pm
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Actually, Bud Light tastes pretty good. So does Genuine.

SyrusMX - Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:10 pm
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Beer tastes great with anything cooked on a grill, as well as pizza and any sport (I think sports make beer taste better...)

Anonymous - Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:43 pm
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but you guys wouldn't know anything about sports...

Purge - Thu Apr 13, 2006 11:12 pm
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ripthejacker wrote:

but you guys wouldn't know anything about sports...

I bet I know way more than you in basketball.

Solo Ace - Fri Apr 14, 2006 3:08 am
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Who cares about beer? You guys don't have to get drunk to act like a retard anyway.

Yesterday I tasted something named "Mountain Dew", THAT MAKES ME COOL HUH?

SyrusMX - Fri Apr 14, 2006 3:42 am
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Basketball is about as pointless as trying to teach Steven Hawking how to swim.

SpecShip - Fri Apr 14, 2006 7:29 am
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Solo Ace wrote:

Yesterday I tasted something named "Mountain Dew", THAT MAKES ME COOL HUH?

Incidently, Mountain Dew was the unofficial beer of SubSpace.

Quite frankly, I don't drink alcoholic bevarages, I think their taste sucks as an understatement and that you don't need to get drunk to do stupid or so-called "cool" stuff; it's like religion, if you need an excuse to do it like "I was drunk" or "god told me so" then you are a weak minded piece of crap that a jedi could make dance around in a topless too-too.

However, the main point which seemed to go amiss was that it's a FRIGGIN MONTY PYTHON HOLY GRAIL ALE BEER YOU FUCKING NIMROD BLIND BATS!

Does you having a least bit of culture is already too much to ask for, here?
GOOD GRIEF!
Uneducated, unintelligent, ignorant bores...

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i88gerbils - Fri Apr 14, 2006 9:45 am
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Beer is quite tasty. At least it's not baijiu- the gift that keeps on taking.

Actually the idea with baijiu is to do what the Mongolians do, eat lots and lots of beef and drink bottles of the putrid drink.

If you have had shochu or soju (Japanese and Korean respectively) baijiu is the same except that it has cat piss in it, drained through a dirty sock, and turpentine added. Unfortunately baijiu is the key to Chinese business.

Muskrat - Fri Apr 14, 2006 11:07 am
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Beer vs. Mountain Dew? if anything tastes like piss it's Mountain Dew. I don't know who would ever put that filth in their body.

Beer, on the other hand, has some quite tasty varieties, and I especially enjoy a nice cold beer on a hot day.

Though usually I'd prefer to enjoy a nice red wine.

Oh, and Monty Python... If a good movie could ever be overkilled by dorks, that would be it.

xsp0rtsfanx - Fri Apr 14, 2006 5:25 pm
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i got the monty python part.. and sadly i didnt find it that funny.. maybe because i went in with too much expectation for it.. but whatever.

Purge - Fri Apr 14, 2006 5:39 pm
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SyrusMX wrote:

Basketball is about as pointless as trying to teach Steven Hawking how to swim.

Fight me.

Cyan~Fire - Fri Apr 14, 2006 6:11 pm
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You sure you're not black, Purge?

Purge - Fri Apr 14, 2006 7:18 pm
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Cyan~Fire wrote:

You sure you're not black, Purge?

No. Fight me.

Smithy101 - Sun Apr 16, 2006 9:18 am
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Solo Ace wrote:

Who cares about beer? You guys don't have to get drunk to act like a retard anyway.

Takes one to know one.

Bak - Sun Apr 16, 2006 5:42 pm
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xsp0rtsfanx wrote:

you dont drink because it tastes good.. you drink to get drunk and it will eventually taste better.

I agree

D1st0rt - Sun Apr 16, 2006 11:55 pm
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I enjoy the taste of beer over the taste of most liquors

Confess - Mon Apr 17, 2006 12:53 am
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Beer IS piss.

I knew someone that had actually worked in the Coors Lite Beer factory....instead of them having bathrooms, people would piss in the beer, and Coors allowed it...No Joke....

Muskrat - Mon Apr 17, 2006 12:54 am
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What do Coor's Light and sex in a canoe have in common?

Purge - Mon Apr 17, 2006 2:29 am
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They both taste good?

Solo Ace - Mon Apr 17, 2006 4:41 am
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I think I liked the Mountain Dew. I don't really remember how it tasted though, heh, I probably didn't even drink enough (the bottle wasn't mine).

Muskrat - Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:03 am
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They're both fucking close to water.

Anonymous - Mon Apr 17, 2006 7:53 pm
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Don't badmouth the god of all alcoholic beverages, beer. Maybe just mad because you don't get invited to gatherings that involve drinking excessively and rookies flopping like a fish all over the place because they need to build up their tolerance.

Conclusion: Beer is the drink of champions.

Muskrat - Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:47 pm
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Mmm, kegstand.

D1st0rt - Wed Apr 19, 2006 1:39 pm
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That's pretty much the only thing James Lipton has left to do (or not do, if you've been watching) on Conan.