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OutlawGene - Wed Dec 28, 2005 8:49 am
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America is Shitty and I live There that means I'm a Little Piece of Shit.

Oh Clean me Wonderful Toilet Throw me into the Sewers Detroit River Clean me with your Pesticides and Fish Eating Bacteria.

I'm Serious I will Run For President And Say those Exact Words.

Ok. What do I need to know to Become President? Anyone?

Being A President Sounds like a Good Idea. But I know I wouldn't Live in the White House if I can't Redecorate it.

Ok Now Think of White House Redecoration Ideas. And The Other U.S Monuments and Such. We need to add some color and Yeah.

Maybe Paint The Streets of U.S.A Pink and Blue. Have a Colorful United States. Ideas like that. Let's make it Fun and Interesting.

Color America with not only just Red White and Blue!

Bak - Wed Dec 28, 2005 9:30 am
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To be president, you need to born in the USA because of consitutional discrimination.

Dr Brain - Wed Dec 28, 2005 10:02 am
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You also need to be at least 35, and be able to type a complete sentence.

OutlawGene - Wed Dec 28, 2005 10:16 am
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I can Teep a Ventence.

Chambahs - Wed Dec 28, 2005 10:26 am
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brain, you dont need to be able to type complete sentences, you can be a total idiot and be president, just look at bush...he cant even follow directions on his cue cards and his invisible earpeice

Bak - Wed Dec 28, 2005 10:48 am
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I'm sure if you gave as many speeches as Bush did you'd screw up sometimes too.

Cyan~Fire - Wed Dec 28, 2005 12:09 pm
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"sometimes" is the operative word here, though.

Dr Brain - Wed Dec 28, 2005 12:32 pm
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Note that I didn't say give public speaches. I'm sure Bush knows how to type a paragraph without capitalizing words in the middle of sentences.

newb - Wed Dec 28, 2005 1:07 pm
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Outlaw Gene has lost it.

Mine GO BOOM - Wed Dec 28, 2005 1:57 pm
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Ugh, I don't have a more trash-trash talk forum to move this into.

LearJett+ - Wed Dec 28, 2005 6:02 pm
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My dad met Bush personally and told me that contrary to popular belief he is very intelligent and well-versed.

Donkano - Wed Dec 28, 2005 6:57 pm
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The day OutlawGene becomes president is the day that Earth enters an apocalyptic state.

newb - Thu Dec 29, 2005 7:47 am
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OutlawGene isn't president, Donkano.
We already are in an apocalyptic state.

Donkano - Thu Dec 29, 2005 2:16 pm
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If Earth is currently in an apocalyptic state that would mean it is on the verge of destruction, and it isn't.

Dictionary.com wrote:

a·poc·a·lypse

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n.

1. a. Apocalypse Abbr. Apoc. Bible. The Book of Revelation.
b. Any of a number of anonymous Jewish or Christian texts from around the second century B.C. to the second century A.D. containing prophetic or symbolic visions, especially of the imminent destruction of the world and the salvation of the righteous.
2. Great or total devastation; doom: the apocalypse of nuclear war.
3. A prophetic disclosure; a revelation.

Quan Chi2 - Thu Dec 29, 2005 2:51 pm
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BaK = republican

Dr Brain - Thu Dec 29, 2005 3:16 pm
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Donkano wrote:

and it isn't.

So sayeth you.

Cyan~Fire - Fri Dec 30, 2005 1:19 am
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LearJet wrote:

My dad met Bush personally and told me that contrary to popular belief he is very intelligent and well-versed.

What did he have him do? Quote Shakespeare or something?

Bush reminds me of my junior year Theory of Knowledge teacher. He never really seems to understand things, but he sure knows a lot to make up for it (although I think Bush is actually less educated).

newb - Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:32 am
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Donkano wrote:

If Earth is currently in an apocalyptic state that would mean it is on the verge of destruction, and it isn't.

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I didn't need to know what it means, dumbass.
Global warming is on it's way. Nothing big is being done to help it stop. But oh well, again Donkano, you know better than everyone else.

Dr Brain - Fri Dec 30, 2005 8:19 am
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Cyan~Fire wrote:

Bush reminds me of my junior year Theory of Knowledge teacher. He never really seems to understand things, but he sure knows a lot to make up for it (although I think Bush is actually less educated).

I love how Democrats think he's a complete moron, but also think he hoodwinked the entire population.

Yes, he's not a great public speaker, but don't mistake that for stupidity.

Bak - Fri Dec 30, 2005 8:43 am
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Quan Chi2 wrote:

BaK = republican

ha!

Cyan~Fire - Fri Dec 30, 2005 11:44 am
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He's definitely not a complete moron but I get the feeling that both of them (he and the teacher) are in a constant state of confusion about the world.

But I blame the hoodwinking on his administration, not him. I mean, all presidents have advisors that basically tell them what to say, so it would be pretty easy to manipulate a nation as long as all the advisors had the same intentions.

Spyed - Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:04 am
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I will be vice president then.

newb - Sat Dec 31, 2005 11:09 am
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You live in England. Stay boy.