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Trash Talk - The Daily WTF

Mine GO BOOM - Fri Oct 08, 2004 12:41 pm
Post subject: The Daily WTF

http://thedailywtf.com/

Shows stupid code - Check
Updated daily - Check
Submissions from Smithy - PENDING

You know your job. Now go do it.

k0zy - Fri Oct 08, 2004 2:03 pm
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oh my god. rofl, that's just great!

Quote:

//return whether a double is negative
bool IsNegative(double n)
{
string nStr = n.ToString();
if (nstr.IndexOf('-', 0, 1)) return true;
return false;
}

Bob Dole.. Bob Dole... Bob Dole...... bob dole.... bob... dole....

k0zy - Fri Oct 08, 2004 2:17 pm
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Quote:

CREATE PROCEDURE sp_get_order (
@OrderID int
) AS

select * into #temp_order from Orders
delete from #temp_order where OrderID<>@OrderID
select * from #temp_order
drop table #temp_order

This one's great, too.

select * from Orders where OrderID = @OrderID would have been too easy

Dustpuppy - Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:16 pm
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Haha I just found this in SH/SC, it's a pity it browsing isn't easier.

Smithy101 - Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:32 pm
Post subject: Re: The Daily WTF

Mine GO BOOM wrote:

Submissions from Smithy - PENDING

I suppose your gonna start a message board about me?

lp_street_soldier - Sat Oct 09, 2004 5:36 am
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...OMG, WTF? SMITHY'S AGE CHANGED FROM 18 TO 19 THEN TO FUCKING 11!!!111111 WTF?

Mr Ekted - Sat Oct 09, 2004 6:18 am
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Great site. Looks like the same people who post bot questions here.

Cyan~Fire - Sat Oct 09, 2004 2:22 pm
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I would submit this, but I believe it's the recommended C++ method

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template <class T>
std::string ToString(T obj)
{
std::stringstream ss;
std::string str;

ss.unsetf(std::ios::skipws);

ss << obj;

ss >> str;

return str;
}

D1st0rt - Sat Oct 09, 2004 4:22 pm
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ROFL

and no, I'm not leeching

Smong - Sat Oct 09, 2004 5:30 pm
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Here is my contribution:

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int waste_valuable_time_posting_spammy_messages(int postcount)
{
return postcount + 1;
}

CypherJF - Sat Oct 09, 2004 7:14 pm
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harhar