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Anonymous - Sat Aug 21, 2004 6:46 am
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Stuff that annoys me

When people point at their wrist and asks for the time! I mean, do I point at my crotch and ask where the toilet is?

When people say "It´s always the last place you look" Well of course it is! Why the hell would you keep on looking?

When people say while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dickshit, I paid 5 pounds to come and stare at the fucking ceiling here... What did YOU come here for?

When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?"

When you are waiting for the bus, someone comes up and asks "Has the bus come yet?" If it did, I wouldn´t be standing here!

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Well, you didn´t give me much of a chance did you buddy?
SuSE - Sat Aug 21, 2004 8:19 am
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LP AGAIN $$ wrote:
When people point at their wrist and asks for the time! I mean, do I point at my crotch and ask where the toilet is?

toilets aren't usually found on crotches - watches ARE usually found on wrists
LP AGAIN $$ wrote:
When people say "It´s always the last place you look" Well of course it is! Why the hell would you keep on looking?

wow you didn't steal this one sa_tongue.gif - often people have a finite amount of places to look for something and put them in order and it IS in fact the last place something is found
LP AGAIN $$ wrote:
When people say while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dickshit, I paid 5 pounds to come and stare at the fucking ceiling here... What did YOU come here for?

agreed, don't talk during a fucking movie unless you're a really hot, comely chick
LP AGAIN $$ wrote:
When you are waiting for the bus, someone comes up and asks "Has the bus come yet?" If it did, I wouldn´t be standing here!

another stupid one - maybe they're waiting for another bus - maybe they missed the bus but saw it
LP AGAIN $$ wrote:
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Well, you didn´t give me much of a chance did you buddy?

some people get pissed off if you just ask them "Are you a stripper?"

now, go find your own fucking jokes
Solo Ace - Sat Aug 21, 2004 9:21 am
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Anonymous - Fri Sep 03, 2004 9:58 am
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Solo Ace wrote:
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